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Contributor: Breas Breas
I don't think this has been posted yet. I browsed through the forum and did a search but nothing had come up. I apologize if someone has already brought this up.

My partner was telling me that he read a news story earlier today about the rapper 50 Cent tweeting four tips to help you stop masturbating. This is coming from the guy who is "into sex...ain't in to makin' love". *eye roll*

Anywho, I've copied his tweets below.

1. Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS

2. Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.

3. Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.

4. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs

5. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines

So yeah. Just thought I'd share this very odd news with everyone. Any thoughts? My initial reaction was like this emoticon: and then I just wanted to masturbate.

You can do a search on Google to find the information or click here: link for just one of the many articles on it.
09/27/2012
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Two questions:

1. Who?

2. Why should his opinion matter in the grand scheme of things?
09/27/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Two questions:

1. Who?

2. Why should his opinion matter in the grand scheme of things?
lol! I wasn't saying that I care! LOL! I just thought it was an interesting little news bit. Especially since he had plans not long ago to make a mould of his penis for a dildo/vibrator. Kind of ironic.

I was in no way saying that I agree.

and you asked who.. Rapper.

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09/27/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Now that you put it in the context of him talking about doing a sex toy mold, it's freaking hilarious.
09/27/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
What a hypocrite and weirdo. I can't believe I used to listen to his crap back in high school. Ugh.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
He just keeps getting weirder...
09/28/2012
Contributor: LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
Ummm...He makes movies and video games where he fucks women repeatedly and goes to strip clubs, and I don't have to mention his craptacular songs about fucking. He is kind of a notorious troll on the internet so really, I honestly believe the asshat is joking.
09/28/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I'm guessing he's joking? He talks about sex constantly, at least from what I recall. Didn't he even do a porn at one point?
09/28/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex - masturbation is still looked down upon in many cultures and classes Example: I was informed by a Greek friend that you can call a guy anything in Greece - gay, sheep-shagger, necrophile, etc - but NEVER call him a masturbater.

So, yeah ... proof of badass virility - fuck like crazy. If you have to do it yourself, there's something messed up and you can't get tail.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
As soon as someone says, "The rapper 50 Cent.." I just kind of blank out and stop listening lol. I've never liked the guy or his music, etc.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitka
As soon as someone says, "The rapper 50 Cent.." I just kind of blank out and stop listening lol. I've never liked the guy or his music, etc.
Same here, I just clicked for the commentary.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Quote:
Originally posted by LadyDarknezz
Ummm...He makes movies and video games where he fucks women repeatedly and goes to strip clubs, and I don't have to mention his craptacular songs about fucking. He is kind of a notorious troll on the internet so really, I honestly believe the ... more
He must be. His advice isn't worth $.50cents..nor his "music"
09/28/2012
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
There are so many bad jokes that can be inserted here, so I'll just shake my head. What an odd man.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
okay then...That's a little ridiculous.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
He probably could have avoided getting shot so many times when he was younger if he was masturbating instead of hanging out in gangs...
09/28/2012
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
I think he was probably joking? ha. Whatever. I don't really care.
09/28/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Yea right I am sure he does more then any of us does in any day. Plus his whole gang is nasty and then you have all the groupies around them. They are around from my home town. As soon as him and his group came out I heard one of them had already caught aids. I would not be surprised if they all were carrying something. Maybe his behind was just being funny when it was tweeted.
09/28/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Because it's better to screw random women all the time? If he's joking, it's not funny.
09/28/2012
Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
But I wanna masterbate like it's my birthday, cuz I don't give a fu$% cuz it's my birthday!!!!!
09/28/2012