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Contributor: interestingstuff interestingstuff
Would you rather have Jarvis (the human) from Iron Man or Alfred from Batman as your butler? Or forget the humans, it's all about artificial intelligence!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
human Jarvis
Alfred
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33  (82%)
A.I. Jarvis- as shown in recent Iron Man movies
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7  (18%)
Total votes: 40
Poll is closed
12/18/2011
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Contributor: Dirminxia Dirminxia
AI is too predictable!
12/18/2011
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
ALways Alfred!
12/18/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Alfred. I don't think I've ever seen human Jarvis.
12/20/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Alfred's awesome and witty I'd definately want him
12/20/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
Would you rather have Jarvis (the human) from Iron Man or Alfred from Batman as your butler? Or forget the humans, it's all about artificial intelligence!
A.I. will not make you warm chocolate milk and tuck you in if you feel lousy after a day of crime fighting. Alfred will.
12/20/2011
Contributor: Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
Would you rather have Jarvis (the human) from Iron Man or Alfred from Batman as your butler? Or forget the humans, it's all about artificial intelligence!
You do not have to pay a robot
12/20/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Alfred!
12/20/2011
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Alfred, he's got years of experience and I'm not sure I'd want a robot as a butler. You never know when certain circuits could fry and you wind up with a homicidal evil robot instead of the normal one you had before.
I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't want to get murdered by a broken robot. xD
12/29/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Alfred, by far. I keep thinking about shows where the computer malfunctioned.
12/29/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
alfred by far hes so much more of a bad ass.
01/16/2012
Contributor: kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Quote:
Originally posted by interestingstuff
Would you rather have Jarvis (the human) from Iron Man or Alfred from Batman as your butler? Or forget the humans, it's all about artificial intelligence!
Alfred. He reminds me of a grandfather. I never had one, so that would be cool to have that elderly male figure in my life, even if he was my butler.
01/16/2012
Contributor: chantal coopette chantal coopette
Alfred
01/17/2012
Contributor: Forever17 Forever17
both really
01/20/2012
Contributor: Daemonin Daemonin
Alfred!
01/20/2012
Contributor: interestingstuff interestingstuff
I think I'll go with Alfred, and Tim Gunn's face keeps popping up when I try to visualize what Alfred would look like.
01/25/2012
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Alfred!
01/28/2012
Contributor: CrystaCat CrystaCat
Iron man! He is freaking hot!
01/28/2012