Here is some other ones lol I cut and pasted this from a blog entry I did last November about sex reviewers being unable to use terms like penis and vagina. These are actual terms/words that I have seen in either a review for a sex toy or on blogs involving erotica and sex in general. These were serious blogs, not in anyway meant to be comedic. Hope these make you laugh also.


lady/male bits
tender bits
nub
sensitive button
his parts
back hole (instead of actually saying anus)
vajayjay
Your you know what (yes I actually saw that in a review once ~growls~)
lovehole
hole
nether region
down below
member
dangly bits
privates
doing the deed
sweaty time
little swimmers (used in a post in regards to oral sex)
white stuff (used in a review of a male masturbation sleeve)
hoohaw less

I've always been more into erotica than porn. I'm not entirely sure why, but my guess is that it's just because I've always been an avid reader. When I was first introduced to it, a friend showed me literotica.com, which is (or was?) all user-submitted stuff. Some was awful, but there were some gems too. less

I love reading erotica. It's my bed time fluff It's just a way to escape from all of the nagging and hectic BS from the day. Plus, if it's hot enough it's a good warm up for a sexcapade with the husband!!! Mmmm hmmm yummy

Kresley Cole is a great author that I'm enjoying right now. less

I enjoy reading. Not just erotica. So if someone can provoke emotions within me with just words alone, it can be a big turn on. I like unique erotica (like Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty Trilogy). But Anne Rice is a great author anyway. I think the most nonerotic thing I have read recently that makes me feel very sexual would be this:

“When you dip her in the middle of the dance floor, it is the color of her dress. When she whispers in your ear, it is the color of her lips. When you make love, it is the trace you want her to leave all over your body. When she places her palm over your heart, it is the color that comes to the surface as her fingertips trail like a sentence that can never be finished. When you see her in the bedroom with another, it is the color of your breath. When you smash the vase in the hall, it is the color that threatens you to abandon the shattered pieces. When you scream at the top of your lungs, it is the color that pierces the atmosphere. When she hears you, it is the color of her pulse. When you look in her eyes for the last time, it is the fading color of your heart falling to your knees. It is not the color you see when she leaves.”

— Describing the color red without using the word ‘red’, by Tyler Ford

I swear to you, every fucking time I read that... less