1) Masturbate every day of the month
As I do every month, I masturbated every night this month right before I went to sleep. Sometimes, like toy, I also masturbated earlier in the day to take the edge off. I find that it relaxes me. When I still got my period (I’m on birth control now), I found that masturbating helped with cramps. So, when I needed extra pain relief, I would simply masturbate.
2) Share with your friends on any SM that you’re about to masturbate
“After a day of exams, it’s time for date night with B.O.B.!” It posted this status after a long day of final exams. I was stressed out and just needed a break. Once I was behind closed doors, I pulled out my
Eden Rechargeable Dual Vibrator and went to town. While I suppose this is not technically a battery-operated boyfriend since it is rechargeable, it brought me lots of pleasure!
3) Make a “Happy Masturbation Month” card
Near graduation, I went in search of graduation cards. While I was in the store, I checked to see if there were any “Happy Masturbation Month” cards. It came as no surprise that not a single masturbation card was in sight. So, I made my own! I sent this card to my friend. He sent me a single text in response, “Woohoo! The best month of the year!!” Personally, I think every month should be Masturbation Month!
4) Come to your office and say, 'Happy Masturbation Month, Guys!!'
While I do not work in an office, I did show up to a group project meeting to announce, “Happy Masturbation Month!” People gave me a strange look at first since my exclamation was out of the blue. However, after the initial shock wore off, they all chimed in with their own well wishes for pleasurable masturbation sessions.
5) Masturbate to an erotic fiction
I recently received the hardcover version of my favorite erotica author’s newest book, “Surrender” by Kitty Thomas. I had a long, luxurious evening with my
Magic Wand Rechargeable, a cup of tea, and this dark romance book.
6) Masturbate to your own imagination
I typically masturbate to my own imagination or an erotic story since porn doesn’t typically cut it for me. Note that my fantasies often include consensual non-consent or rape fantasies. However, I do not condone real rape. The following story is for entertainment purposes only.
I pushed open my dorm room door and trudged into the room, keys and phone in hand. It had been a long day of classes and I just wanted to flop down on the bed. As I set down my backpack, motion to my right caught my attention. A man was sitting on my bed. My phone and keys dropped from my hand and clattered to the floor. I took in a shuttering breath to scream but the stranger’s hand clamped over my mouth. I froze, too scared to do anything else. I felt his breath against my neck as he leaned down to whisper in my ear, “I won’t hurt you, I just want you to please me. I know that’s what you really want, isn’t it? To please a man with your body and be his dirty little slut?” I could feel the arousal pooling in my panties. I couldn’t believe such a statement was making me aroused. He backed up a step, staring into my eyes, as if to ask, “Will you be my slut?” With a quick nod of my head, I sank to my knees in front of him as I sunk deeper into this depraved state of mind.
7) Masturbate with no hands
I have a Bluetooth egg vibrator, the
Lovense Lush Bullet Vibrator, which allows me to masturbate without any hands. This month, I handed the control over to over to a long-distance friend. The stem of the toy, which is used to remove the bullet and acts as an antenna, rubbed against my clit, sending vibrations to my most sensitive bundle of nerves! Let me tell you, it felt amazing!
8) Masturbate in the office
Again, while I do not work in the office, I did masturbate in the public bathroom at my school. I could hear people washing their hands and moving around me, but I was feeling horny and wanted relief. I double checked the door was locked before sliding down my panties and rubbing my clit. Before long, I was gripping the roll of toilet paper and stifling a gasp as I orgasmed.
9) Masturbate in a public place
For the last two weeks, I have been out of the country. On the plane ride back, I was feeling extra horny since the only books I had on my phone were erotica. So, when the people seated next to me were fast asleep, I slipped my hand under the blanket and started touching myself. The act felt so naughty and forbidden that I got extremely wet and aroused very quickly. While I didn’t orgasm, it was definitely an experience to remember!
10) Try out a new toy
I recently got a new toy, the
Spade Butt Plug. This plug is two inches in diameter, which is massive! I had a lot of trouble inserting this plug. I will publish a review for this toy soon! But all I have to say is that this toy is a great addition to self-pleasure time!
11) Try an old toy in a new way
I’ve had the
Basic Cotton Rope for over six months now. I recently found a new use for this toy. While using the
Sexperiments Spreader Bar, I found that I needed something else to help hold my legs apart. While I had just used to rope for body harnesses previously, I found that it worked well to tie down my legs. Once my legs were secured, I was able to other toys to bombard my clit with vibrations without a chance to escape!
12) Masturbate in front of your partner
Since I have a long-distance partner, we masturbated over Skype this month. He would tell me what to do and how to do it. For example, in one Skype session, he told me to kneel on top of a vibrator while doing my deep throat training on a dildo. By the end, I could barely hold my pelvis down on the toy since my clit was so sensitive! I was so distracted by the vibrations that I just kept choking on the dildo! It was very hot!
13) Masturbate in front of your partner and don’t have sex afterwards
As mentioned before, since I am in a long-distance relationship, there was no option for sex afterwards. However, we did have multiple times when I would masturbate and it wouldn’t lead to further penetration.
14) Use a household object to masturbate
I was feeling kinky this month, so I grabbed a banana from the dining hall! Equipped with tissues and lots of lube, I slowly inserted the condom-covered banana into my pussy. It felt so strange since the fruit was rigid in shape and had quite a drastic curve to it. However, it felt naughty and hit my G-spot, so it was well worth the experience!
