Five stars.
#AprilFools - Review: Your Significant Other
04/02/2010
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HAHA~!!!!
I was surprised that you did not say, "If I was able, I'd rate them no stars!"
I was surprised that you did not say, "If I was able, I'd rate them no stars!"
04/02/2010
Thanks for giving mine 5 stars . I completely agree
04/02/2010
Is it appropriate to make a 'your mom' joke here? lol
04/02/2010
Follow-up review: I like it less
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your place.") I definitely like this one less now, and might give it three stars retroactively.
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your place.") I definitely like this one less now, and might give it three stars retroactively.
04/03/2010
Ha!
04/05/2010
I KNEW IT! There are only so many times he can forget a sweater he doesn't ever even wear! I'm gonna have to leash that boy....
04/08/2010
is there a link or something? I don't get it...
04/09/2010
Not a good lay. Loved for personality, wit and intelligence. 1 star. Floppy, hard to clean, makes too much noise, requires great energy expenditure. Not durable. High maintainence.
04/13/2010
Quote:
HAHAHAHA!!!
Originally posted by
deceased
Not a good lay. Loved for personality, wit and intelligence. 1 star. Floppy, hard to clean, makes too much noise, requires great energy expenditure. Not durable. High maintainence.
04/13/2010
Unbelievably my sexual match, no other guy has been as in tune with me and himself for that matter. My current partner is LEAPS above the last and any other I have been with. Plus his member is like PERFECTION, which I couldn't say for my last boyfriend since he didn't like to clean his junk EWWWW. But sex aside...5 stars there too
04/14/2010
5 stars!
08/27/2010
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Hilarious!
Originally posted by
Owl Identified
Follow-up review: I like it less
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your ... more
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your ... more
Follow-up review: I like it less
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your place.") I definitely like this one less now, and might give it three stars retroactively. less
Unfortunately, while your significant other was definitely a five star toy upon my first impression, now it won't stop calling me and making up excuses for getting together ("I left my sweater at your place.") I definitely like this one less now, and might give it three stars retroactively. less
02/03/2012
he's ever so sweet and he'll make you feel like the most beautiful girl on the planet. he loves to cuddle and he'll koala you in his strong arms all night long. respects you and your need for time with friends, etc. not to mention he's packing a very attractive member. and he's all for pleasing his woman.
5 fucking stars.
5 fucking stars.
06/21/2012
Total posts: 14
Unique posters: 12