#AprilFools - My Hand

Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Bill Ditchburn
How would you say these compare with feet? Are they largely interchangeable?
Bill! You're Back! We've missed you!
04/02/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
It looks like there are red areas on your hand. They seem to have received a LOT of use lately.

Eight inches! I can't begin to tell you how much I like big hands.

Great review!
girlfriend is over 2 hours away and we don't see each other that often
04/02/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
girlfriend is over 2 hours away and we don't see each other that often
You should try a gnome too.

Tiny Gnome Or two. Tiny Gnome
04/02/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
The nice thing about my Hand(s) is that with a quick adjustment, it transforms into my Fist(s).
04/02/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
I also missed Bill Ditchburn! And this is maybe the best one of these April Fool's Reviews so far (largely because of the comments!)
04/02/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
The nice thing about my Hand(s) is that with a quick adjustment, it transforms into my Fist(s).
Holy convertible, Batman! You should've mentioned this in your review! Do you need help finding the button to edit it?
04/02/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Holy convertible, Batman! You should've mentioned this in your review! Do you need help finding the button to edit it?
My hand is so high-tech, it does not even have a button. It reads my mind.
04/02/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Sir
My hand is so high-tech, it does not even have a button. It reads my mind.
I meant button to edit the REVIEW, gosh!

I know what you mean about psychic Hand(s)! Except mine seem to work the other way around too. I get these terrible jolts of pain when I slam my thumb in the door or punch a wall or get bitten by a duck. Is this a glitch? Do these things come with a warranty?
04/03/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
While my Hand(s) is/are convenient (handy?), they do NOT come with a warranty. On the plus side though, it does self-repair.
04/03/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
The nice thing about my Hand(s) is that with a quick adjustment, it transforms into my Fist(s).
Ha, I have never tried to masturbate with fists.
04/05/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Follow up review

It's been a week since I've reviewed my Hand(s) and I still like them. I do feel the VERY strong urge to recommend using protection and/or utilize proper clean up with my Hand(s).

I was making a pot of chili the other night with my Hand(s)(what great multi-taskers they are!). In said pot of chili I included some small green chili peppers. Later that night, using a water based lube, I noticed a very distinct and 98% unfavorable burning feeling down below. I chalked it up to too much alone fun time (it's been a rough semester) and went to bed after a quick wash up. Long story short: Wear gloves when using my Hand(s) in the kitchen. Capsaician is EVIL...burning painful evil. Water based lubes act as mediums for this chemical to move around in (it's an oil).

Other than that, I still love my Hand(s).

*this is funny...but also true*
04/08/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
I'm waiting for the follow-up review. How durable are your hands? Did you need to replace any batteries? Did the texture wear off?
08/09/2010
Contributor: Miss Naughty Kitty Miss Naughty Kitty
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Originally posted by El-Jaro


I LOVE my Hand!
Pros: On hand at all times, packs of two, LIFELIKE!
Cons: Must wash before and after use: every time!

Summary:
Who needs the top of the line when you have the end of your wrist! The very FIRST sex toy ever is ... more
lol this cracks me up
08/09/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
We're waiting for the Package review......

impatiently taps her little foot....
08/09/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Follow up review

It's been a week since I've reviewed my Hand(s) and I still like them. I do feel the VERY strong urge to recommend using protection and/or utilize proper clean up with my Hand(s).

I was making a pot of chili ... more
I had no idea you were so funny.

But yes, I need to see a review of the package too. Is it useful for females too?
08/09/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Sorry, I've been so busy using my Hand(s) that I haven't been able to do a follow-up.

The texture actually INCREASES with use. My Hand(s) have a special "callous" feature. When one part of the Hand is used often, more rough patches can appear; however, if you use a lot of lubrication on my Hand(s), it can be avoided.

My Hand(s) is VERY user friendly, maybe too much. Make sure to check the comfort levels of your Significant other(s) (not included) before sharing with a partner.
08/09/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Well, I've gotta hand it to all of you. . .
08/10/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Palmela Handerson looks great...

I'll assume this was for April Fools.
08/10/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Make sure you keep my Hand(s) away from all pets. Cat claws are very adept at damaging my Hand(s).

08/18/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Make sure you keep my Hand(s) away from all pets. Cat claws are very adept at damaging my Hand(s).

Dang cats, does that affect your hand(s) usefulness? Does it add to the stimulation?
08/18/2010
Contributor: kck kck
O noes! Feel better
08/18/2010
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
hahaha I laughed hard when I was reading this. Great review
08/27/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Do you need to use a condom with this product?

What's the best way to clean it--I hear boiling water is not so great, and I wouldn't think it would be dishwasher safe. A bleach solution?

I read that it's compatible with other BODY® creations, but that animals might be bothered by them. Is there any way to protect them from the offending creatures?
08/27/2010
Contributor: softkkisses softkkisses
Too funny! that's all i can say
09/01/2010
Contributor: Just Jen Just Jen
I also have a set of 'hands'! They were my only sex toy for years!
09/02/2010
Contributor: BJismyname BJismyname
brilliance
09/02/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
Hmm, my model looks smaller and daintier than the picture shown. I wonder if this was a warehouse error?

Works just fine, anyway... Guess it's too late for a refund now.
09/02/2010
Contributor: Zeracan Zeracan
Do scar causing wounds decrease the functionality of my Hand(s)?

Can stds be transmitted when sharing my Hand(s)?
10/11/2010
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
My hand has never had a problem with my package HAHAHA that is so funny
03/25/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Do you think Hands are safe for anal-use?

Is there some sort of flared base to prevent them from being sucked into the anus and lost forever?

I am very nervous about my new Hands and don't want to end up having someone rush me to the ER to get them surgically removed from my rectum....

I do LOVE that they do not require batteries, or a corded charger
03/26/2011