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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Hey everybody!

Some of you may remember that we did some awesome April Fool's Day reviews last year, and even fewer of you that we did some the year before that. I would like to take this opportunity to present to you our 3rd annual April Fool's Day contest!

Ok, so maybe it's more like a Rumble, but that's still a contest!

What you need to do:
- Write your fake review, and post it right here in the April Fool's subcategory!
- Do it before Monday, April 2nd to make sure that your review gets entered into the April Fool's Rumble!
- Feel free to get creative, but don't be downright offensive.
- Sit back, and enjoy everybody's hilarious reviews.

So what are you going to write about?
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Contributor: Beck Beck
I am new to this idea, but I think me an hubby can come up with something. This is going to be fun. Off to see what we can review together.
03/05/2012
Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
Gosh. I used to be so funny. Now I'm a hermit and I've kind of lost my charm. I hope I can think of something good!
03/05/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I'm not creative at all, but I can't wait to read what some of you have to say.
03/06/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I know I'm definitely looking forward to what everybody comes up with!
03/06/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
I have a few ideas, but want to keep them a surprise. Can you write more than one?
03/06/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by js250
I have a few ideas, but want to keep them a surprise. Can you write more than one?
Of course!
03/06/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
We had a blast with the "Fool Reviews" last year. I can't wait. I already have an idea. If I use a real product, how do I do it so people don't vote on my sure to be horribly written Fool Review.

Now, to brush up, I mean forget, my grammar and syntax and spelling skills.

Three paragraphs of incomprehensible nonsense here I come!!!! (Not to mention LOTS of exclamation marks!!!!)

Oh, Sam, the link you provided doesn't link to last years amazing reviews.
03/06/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Here's the link to 2011 April Fool Reviews
03/06/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
We had a blast with the "Fool Reviews" last year. I can't wait. I already have an idea. If I use a real product, how do I do it so people don't vote on my sure to be horribly written Fool Review.

Now, to brush up, I mean ... more
Oh poo. Thank you for providing it!
03/06/2012
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
Other than what you've posted, are there any rules? Can anyone enter? And do we just make a new post on the forum to post our fake review?
03/06/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
Other than what you've posted, are there any rules? Can anyone enter? And do we just make a new post on the forum to post our fake review?
Anybody can enter and yep, it's just a new post on the forum. Just make sure that you post it in the correct subcategory or it might get missed when we do the Rumble!
03/07/2012
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Anybody can enter and yep, it's just a new post on the forum. Just make sure that you post it in the correct subcategory or it might get missed when we do the Rumble!
Okayy. Thank you. ^_^
03/08/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by unfulfilled
I'm not creative at all, but I can't wait to read what some of you have to say.
LOL! I'm not funny either... when I try, it's just sad.
03/08/2012
Contributor: winterseve winterseve
I can't wait. I think my idea should definately work. In fact I will start it right now...
03/09/2012
Contributor: winterseve winterseve
Should I just copy and paste into a post here? Maybe I'm missing something. Just went and wrote it because I couldn't stop thinking and laughing. This is fun.
03/09/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by winterseve
Should I just copy and paste into a post here? Maybe I'm missing something. Just went and wrote it because I couldn't stop thinking and laughing. This is fun.
You should make a new post in this subcategory
03/10/2012
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
What a fun idea!
03/12/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Anybody got any good ones yet?
03/15/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
Mine's half written, but I got stuck and went and worked on my #SexyYOU submission instead. Maybe I'll finish it tomorrow.
03/15/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Iiiiiii need a good idea! Dang it, I used to be creative!
03/17/2012
Contributor: curious kitten curious kitten
I cna't wait to come back and read these on April 1st.
03/17/2012
Contributor: Kissy Kissy
I guess I am new to this! I will have to read them this year and see what it is all about and then participate next year! Fun!
03/19/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
This was fun!
03/19/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
Mine is up!
03/20/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Kissy
I guess I am new to this! I will have to read them this year and see what it is all about and then participate next year! Fun!
Oooooor, read some of the ones from the last few years and participate this year!
03/20/2012
Contributor: FruityCloud FruityCloud
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Hey everybody!

Some of you may remember that we did some awesome April Fool's Day reviews last year, and even fewer of you that we did some the year before that. I would like to take this opportunity to present to you our 3rd annual April ... more
Sounds hilarious.
03/21/2012
Contributor: NurseKitty NurseKitty
Hmmm will have to think on this one...I'm sure there is something at work I can have fun with
03/21/2012
Contributor: Noira Noira
Are we allowed to do more than one?
03/22/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Here's the link to 2011 April Fool Reviews
I laughed hard on some of those reviews thanks for the link!
03/22/2012