Thanks for the GREAT review. I am a size queen (small size) and the following picture is my normal butt plug, placed next to my toilet plunger for size reference (I always do my commenting on my iPad in the bathroom. The iPad materials - plastic, rating 8 on the EF materials safety guide, and glass, rating a perfect 10 - make it easy to clean after using the toilet. Except for the not getting it wet part, I haven't quite figured that out).

I think I am ready to take a step up and try the Triple Ripple Destroyer! One question, how do you insert it? Does it involve parachuting from a plane or base-jumping from the Eiffel Tower? Anyway, awesome review. Oh, one thing, do you know where I can buy lube by the tanker-truck full? less

Pros:
Large
LARGE
HUGE!

Cons:
You may never walk again.




Use
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The Triple Ripple Destroyer is a behemoth of an introduction from Anal Annihilation Industries, and is a sure fire way to satisfy the SIZE GOD OR GODDESS in anyone.
It is meant for anal use, but definitely not for beginners. I would recommend it for those that just can't find anything to fill their anal abyss anymore after conquering other toys.
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Material / Texture
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This monstrosity is made of Vinyl, which rates in at a 2 on the Eden safety scale. It is a soft material here (simply because it is a vinyl shell inflated with a 20 horsepower blower) but it isn't for beginners at all. Be careful using this, because you will (because of the gargantuan size) have to use it outside and black vinyl does tend to get damn hot in the sun. There is no taste here to speak of, but you will definitely smell the material!.

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Shape / Design / Size
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The Triple Ripple Destroyer is FUCKING HUGE. It appears that Anal Annihilation Industries took a copy of the Triple Ripple by Doc Johnson and put it on radioactive steroids as this thing is large! From top to bottom it features a bulge that comes in at 14 feet wide and then it has a small decrease in size before the next bulge at 18 feet wide, and another small decrease before hitting a whopping 20 feet wide. Then, there is of course the anal safe base that virtually guarantees you won't lose this inside.



At a grand total of 33 feet tall, this toy is only for the Extremely Advanced anal users. Proceed with caution!

The toy weighs in at about 200 pounds uninflated.
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Care and Maintenance
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This thing is a nightmare to clean and store... It comes in a huge wooden shipping crate that was screwed together by some pour soul in Bangladesh. You are going to want to hire a crew of people with large squeegees and kiddie pools full of 10% bleach solution to clean this thing. Folding it up and putting it back into it's crate is an entirely cumbersome feat as you will need at least 5 friends to help. Alas, there is one good thing to be said about this toy: You can use silicone or water based lubes! You'll probably need a firetruck to apply them for you, but they are both safe!
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Packaging
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The packaging for the Triple Ripple Destroyer is very discreet. It is a wooden box with no label except for the shipping manifest stapled to the side. You could use this box for many things, I turned mine into a dog house (once the toy is out of it, as well as the blower, it easily accomodates 6 St. Bernards.) No instructions, except for a sheet explaining that Anal Annihilation Industries is not responsible for any loss of feeling in the legs, permanent sphincter tears, or eternal wheelchair confinement.
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