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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Hey everybody!

How many of you were around last year... or the year before... or the year before that... and remember the ridiculously hilarious April Fool's Day reviews?

Well, remember or not, we're doing it again. Our Fourth Annual April Fool's Day Review Rumble!

What is it, you ask?

It's your chance to get totally silly, utterly insane, to poke the creative monster and come up with fictional reviews on fictional products to entertain us and make us laugh.

And to win the Rumble, of course!

What you need to do:

- Write your fake review, and post it right here in the April Fool's subcategory
- Do it before Monday, April 1st to make sure that your review gets entered into the April Fool's Rumble!
- Feel free to get creative, but don't be downright offensive.
- Sit back, and enjoy everybody's hilarious reviews.

So, what are will you be reviewing?

The April Fools Rumble voting will begin Friday, April 5th
03/22/2013
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Contributor: js250 js250
Hehehehe!!! I have been really thinking of this one!! We will see--

By the way, Follow up to last year's Mantato; it grew eyes then it rotted.

--Carrie, how many can we submit?
03/22/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Hehehehe!!! I have been really thinking of this one!! We will see--

By the way, Follow up to last year's Mantato; it grew eyes then it rotted.

--Carrie, how many can we submit?
I drew a number out of Gary's magical hat and it said... Two! You can each submit two April Fool's Reviews
03/22/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I drew a number out of Gary's magical hat and it said... Two! You can each submit two April Fool's Reviews
YES!!!! I love that hat!! Thank you....
03/22/2013
Contributor: MDuffy MDuffy
i finally found one of these theyre so funny. keep it up reviewer! u guys are great
03/22/2013
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Cool this should be interesting
03/23/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I look forward to reading them!
03/23/2013
Contributor: gothicwhispers gothicwhispers
Sounds interesting. Where do I find the old ones?
03/23/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by gothicwhispers
Sounds interesting. Where do I find the old ones?
If you click the link in the original post there should be a bunch there.
03/23/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Hey everybody!

How many of you were around last year... or the year before... or the year before that... and remember the ridiculously hilarious April Fool's Day reviews?

Well, remember or not, we're doing it again. Our ... more
OOOOOH I love these!
03/24/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Remember to use #AprilFools in your April Fools Day review titles if you post one! Also, it'll be easier for us to find them if you come back here and leave a link.

Also, you can post those any time between now and the first so...

*Waits excitedly*
03/25/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Are these real or imagined products?
03/25/2013
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with this year. Last year there were some great ones.
03/25/2013
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
Is dark humor allowed?
03/25/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Trysexual
Are these real or imagined products?
They can be real products but it's a lot more fun if they're made up things; less of an insult to any specific product and more of a joke that way, ya know? If you browse the april fools category here on the forum you can see examples from previous years. I think in one of the most memorable ones someone reviewed their hand
03/25/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
Is dark humor allowed?
Of course!
03/25/2013
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
I'm just about to post mine! I put a 'Dark Humor' warning in the title hahaha. Don't throw things! D:
03/25/2013
Contributor: ss143 ss143
These sound so funny I cant wait to read them tho I am not the most creative one to submit one I will enjoy reading the ones that get written
03/26/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
link Just posted mine last night!
03/26/2013
Contributor: Geography Geography
Can't wait to read all these! The previous ones were hilarious!
03/26/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
C'mon you guys! Just a few days left! (Well, okay, five days -- but still!)

Don't forget, like with any Review Rumble, the winner gets 2500 points. And a year of being famous... or infamous... or notorious... depending on the review, of course
03/27/2013
Contributor: kandy anjel kandy anjel
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Hey everybody!

How many of you were around last year... or the year before... or the year before that... and remember the ridiculously hilarious April Fool's Day reviews?

Well, remember or not, we're doing it again. Our ... more
cool
03/27/2013
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
Oh! Oh! I just thought of mine! Weeeee! This will be fun.
03/27/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Hey everybody!

How many of you were around last year... or the year before... or the year before that... and remember the ridiculously hilarious April Fool's Day reviews?

Well, remember or not, we're doing it again. Our ... more
I wasnt here for this before. do you have examples form last year?
03/27/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by captainsgirl
I wasnt here for this before. do you have examples form last year?
They were linked in the original post and can be found here.
03/27/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
So far we've got The Cherry Scented Dong (of death!) and The Housewives Helper.

Both are too funny! Who's next?
03/28/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
So far we've got The Cherry Scented Dong (of death!) and The Housewives Helper.

Both are too funny! Who's next? ... more
I'll be putting my thinking cap on this weekend!
03/28/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
April Fool's Triple Ripple Destroyer Review
03/29/2013
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWill
April Fool's Triple Ripple Destroyer Review
Omg, just the images made me nearly fall out of my chair. NICE!

03/29/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Omg, just the images made me nearly fall out of my chair. NICE!

I do try...
03/29/2013