G-day, I'm TheToyGuy

Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy 10/01/2015

I am a qualified Australian Nurse, working in various roles covering critical and non-critical care services. I work upwards of 70+ hours a fortnight and consider myself a workaholic who enjoys work more than being at home. I am in an open relationship with various individuals and consider myself a BI-sexual (Versatile-Dominate). I love girls, fuck guys and don't mind being fucked by either guys or girls. I enjoy sex toys, it's my key fetish and I have over a thousand individual items ranging from the smallest of glass anal probes to the largest of rubber/silicone dongs. I'm open to anything but I am not into pain or inflicting pain to a great extent. I enjoy different scenes and am a member of various clubs and social groups. Life is full of things to try. I want to try each at least once.

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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm open to discussing just about anything, so hit me up. I enjoy a good chin-wag so don't be shy. I love chatting and meeting new people. Debating various topics and learning new things. It’s all fun.
10/01/2015
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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Welcome to my world...
10/01/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
1,000.....1,000? toys, did you say you have 1,000 toys?
10/01/2015
Contributor: Obscura Obscura
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I'm open to discussing just about anything, so hit me up. I enjoy a good chin-wag so don't be shy. I love chatting and meeting new people. Debating various topics and learning new things. It’s all fun.
Welcome, we're glad to have you!
10/01/2015
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Welcome to Eden!
10/01/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Yay. It's great to be here. Been on the site for ages but really only started participating the last few weeks.
10/02/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
hmm...
10/02/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by edeneve
hmm...
I answered your question in my Q&A section above.
10/03/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Welcome!
10/03/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Obscura
Welcome, we're glad to have you!
I must say it is a pleasure to be here.
10/04/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning.

Perfect night for an all night romp.
10/08/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning.

Perfect night for an all night romp.
hey wait, this belongs in the EF Weather Team thread. I noticed hardly any there posted how the weather affects their sex life.
10/08/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
hey wait, this belongs in the EF Weather Team thread. I noticed hardly any there posted how the weather affects their sex life.
Weather effects sex life?
10/09/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Weather effects sex life?
From you own words, (from above) "I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning. "

"Perfect night for an all night romp. "

So did the weather inspire you to do an "all night romp" ?

Actually I was wondering if when it is stormy and couples have to stay indoors, do they cuddle to stay warm, then take it further ?

Or if is so hot, couples remove articles of clothing. Prompting the other to get excited. Don't the sight of bouncing boobs or wiggling _ _ _ e _ get you aroused ? Or doesn't she get arousing when you are letting your _ _ n _ _ dangle around. Or the sight of her in thongs etc ?

need a hint ? first one has several of the same letters. and the second word you should know right off.
10/11/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
From you own words, (from above) "I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning. "

"Perfect night for an all night romp. "

So did the weather inspire you to do an "all night ... more
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the year. Apparently when it gets cold people like to snuggle.

1) Asses
2) Penis
10/11/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the ... more
Those were too easy.
10/12/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Those were too easy.
I have been thinking of going on one of those sex holidays.

Perhaps to the Dominican Republic or maybe Thailand.
10/12/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I have been thinking of going on one of those sex holidays.

Perhaps to the Dominican Republic or maybe Thailand.
Be sure to pack the family pack condoms.
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Yay. It's great to be here. Been on the site for ages but really only started participating the last few weeks.
Took me a year....I had been around for ages too, but someone asked me a question about a toy and I guess I got hooked.
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Be sure to pack the family pack condoms.
Sex holidays, they actually have them?
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the ... more
yeah, then people want to cuddle. It's drizzly out here right now.
10/13/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Took me a year....I had been around for ages too, but someone asked me a question about a toy and I guess I got hooked.
I wonder who that was
10/14/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I wonder who that was
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Sex holidays, they actually have them?
Yes sex holidays are an actual thing.
10/14/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
Yes, the member who taught me how to use the emotions told me I could use them to my hearts content. And as you know I love them smileys and wish there were more. Like one standing on his head.
10/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yes, the member who taught me how to use the emotions told me I could use them to my hearts content. And as you know I love them smileys and wish there were more. Like one standing on his head.
Put it in the forum request section.
10/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Raining like anything ATM. Snuggle and sleepy sleep day.
10/27/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Looks like I'm not the only one that like smileys.
11/21/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Looks like I'm not the only one that like smileys.
How about that.
11/23/2015
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
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Originally posted by edeneve
1,000.....1,000? toys, did you say you have 1,000 toys?
Lol, and I thought the collection I once had was alot.
11/23/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by unfulfilled
Lol, and I thought the collection I once had was alot.
And still growing.
11/23/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm buying stuff today.
11/29/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I'm buying stuff today.
TTG,

What did you buy ?
12/19/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
TTG,

What did you buy ?
Stronic Eins, but have not had a chance to even use it.
01/08/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Stronic Eins, but have not had a chance to even use it.
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
10/05/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
no thrusting machine . Now I know for a fact there are harnesses and strap ones in your collection. Now that there is Mrs TTG,,perhaps she can fill in.
10/09/2016
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
Did you used to host the diy forums on here?
10/13/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
Did you used to host the diy forums on here?
No. That was not me.
10/19/2016
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
No. That was not me.
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
10/24/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
Hmm, ships passing in the night?

Such is the mysteries of life and deja vu.
10/24/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
Could have been that guy dressed in that masked Dom outfit at a wild party. He's a party animal you know.
01/19/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Could have been that guy dressed in that masked Dom outfit at a wild party. He's a party animal you know.
Ha ha ha.

More like the only guy in a suit and tie carrying in two rodeo boxes of toys and an esky of lube.
01/20/2017