G-day, I'm TheToyGuy

Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy 10/01/2015

I am a qualified Australian Nurse, working in various roles covering critical and non-critical care services. I work upwards of 70+ hours a fortnight and consider myself a workaholic who enjoys work more than being at home. I am in an open relationship with various individuals and consider myself a BI-sexual (Versatile-Dominate). I love girls, fuck guys and don't mind being fucked by either guys or girls. I enjoy sex toys, it's my key fetish and I have over a thousand individual items ranging from the smallest of glass anal probes to the largest of rubber/silicone dongs. I'm open to anything but I am not into pain or inflicting pain to a great extent. I enjoy different scenes and am a member of various clubs and social groups. Life is full of things to try. I want to try each at least once.

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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm open to discussing just about anything, so hit me up. I enjoy a good chin-wag so don't be shy. I love chatting and meeting new people. Debating various topics and learning new things. It’s all fun.
10/01/2015
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Welcome to my world...
10/01/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
1,000.....1,000? toys, did you say you have 1,000 toys?
10/01/2015
Contributor: Obscura Obscura
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I'm open to discussing just about anything, so hit me up. I enjoy a good chin-wag so don't be shy. I love chatting and meeting new people. Debating various topics and learning new things. It’s all fun.
Welcome, we're glad to have you!
10/01/2015
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Welcome to Eden!
10/01/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Yay. It's great to be here. Been on the site for ages but really only started participating the last few weeks.
10/02/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
hmm...
10/02/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by edeneve
hmm...
I answered your question in my Q&A section above.
10/03/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Welcome!
10/03/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Obscura
Welcome, we're glad to have you!
I must say it is a pleasure to be here.
10/04/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning.

Perfect night for an all night romp.
10/08/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning.

Perfect night for an all night romp.
hey wait, this belongs in the EF Weather Team thread. I noticed hardly any there posted how the weather affects their sex life.
10/08/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
hey wait, this belongs in the EF Weather Team thread. I noticed hardly any there posted how the weather affects their sex life.
Weather effects sex life?
10/09/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Weather effects sex life?
From you own words, (from above) "I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning. "

"Perfect night for an all night romp. "

So did the weather inspire you to do an "all night romp" ?

Actually I was wondering if when it is stormy and couples have to stay indoors, do they cuddle to stay warm, then take it further ?

Or if is so hot, couples remove articles of clothing. Prompting the other to get excited. Don't the sight of bouncing boobs or wiggling _ _ _ e _ get you aroused ? Or doesn't she get arousing when you are letting your _ _ n _ _ dangle around. Or the sight of her in thongs etc ?

need a hint ? first one has several of the same letters. and the second word you should know right off.
10/11/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
From you own words, (from above) "I was just musing on the weather right now. Wet, cold with a touch of lightning. "

"Perfect night for an all night romp. "

So did the weather inspire you to do an "all night ... more
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the year. Apparently when it gets cold people like to snuggle.

1) Asses
2) Penis
10/11/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the ... more
Those were too easy.
10/12/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Those were too easy.
I have been thinking of going on one of those sex holidays.

Perhaps to the Dominican Republic or maybe Thailand.
10/12/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I have been thinking of going on one of those sex holidays.

Perhaps to the Dominican Republic or maybe Thailand.
Be sure to pack the family pack condoms.
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Yay. It's great to be here. Been on the site for ages but really only started participating the last few weeks.
Took me a year....I had been around for ages too, but someone asked me a question about a toy and I guess I got hooked.
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Be sure to pack the family pack condoms.
Sex holidays, they actually have them?
10/13/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Sadly I was called into work that evening so I had to wait till I got home next morning to enjoy myself and by then it was sunny and fine weather.

Did you know that more babies are conceived on average during winter than any other time of the ... more
yeah, then people want to cuddle. It's drizzly out here right now.
10/13/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Took me a year....I had been around for ages too, but someone asked me a question about a toy and I guess I got hooked.
I wonder who that was
10/14/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I wonder who that was
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Sex holidays, they actually have them?
Yes sex holidays are an actual thing.
10/14/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Yea I wonder? Suppose his initials contain an O an H and maybe a W? and uses this and all the time?
Yes, the member who taught me how to use the emotions told me I could use them to my hearts content. And as you know I love them smileys and wish there were more. Like one standing on his head.
10/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yes, the member who taught me how to use the emotions told me I could use them to my hearts content. And as you know I love them smileys and wish there were more. Like one standing on his head.
Put it in the forum request section.
10/15/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Raining like anything ATM. Snuggle and sleepy sleep day.
10/27/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Looks like I'm not the only one that like smileys.
11/21/2015
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Looks like I'm not the only one that like smileys.
How about that.
11/23/2015
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
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Originally posted by edeneve
1,000.....1,000? toys, did you say you have 1,000 toys?
Lol, and I thought the collection I once had was alot.
11/23/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by unfulfilled
Lol, and I thought the collection I once had was alot.
And still growing.
11/23/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm buying stuff today.
11/29/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I'm buying stuff today.
TTG,

What did you buy ?
12/19/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
TTG,

What did you buy ?
Stronic Eins, but have not had a chance to even use it.
01/08/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Stronic Eins, but have not had a chance to even use it.
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
10/05/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
no thrusting machine . Now I know for a fact there are harnesses and strap ones in your collection. Now that there is Mrs TTG,,perhaps she can fill in.
10/09/2016
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Used it, it was ok. Just not as fun as I thought. The Rockbox 2 was much better.
Did you used to host the diy forums on here?
10/13/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
Did you used to host the diy forums on here?
No. That was not me.
10/19/2016
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
No. That was not me.
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
10/24/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
Hmm, ships passing in the night?

Such is the mysteries of life and deja vu.
10/24/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith Bealove
I'm trying to remember how I know you, but nothing comes to mind. Lol.
Could have been that guy dressed in that masked Dom outfit at a wild party. He's a party animal you know.
01/19/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Could have been that guy dressed in that masked Dom outfit at a wild party. He's a party animal you know.
Ha ha ha.

More like the only guy in a suit and tie carrying in two rodeo boxes of toys and an esky of lube.
01/20/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
This section will be part diary and part personal bio. I get bored between shifts (especially at night) and will probably ramble on about inane stuff. From home life to work. Interesting things that happened just recently or in the past. Tell me to shut up if it gets boring.
10/01/2015
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Just finished... no, I just completed, an epic marathon work day of 15+ hours. I am drained as I had been at work till 10pm last night and started today at like 7am on a recall order and got less than 4-5 hours sleep in between at best. Will be starting all over again tomorrow, but all I can think of right now is sex. Randy as hell and still wide awake.
10/03/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Should mention I have completed another epic, this time 17+ hour overnight shift. Drained and slipping in and out of sleep.
10/14/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Dinner party this afternoon, just finished packing up from entertaining a dozen guests.
10/20/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Just got back from a Halloween swingers/adult party.

I feel drained of all bodily fluids. I am so sated and relaxed I am curled up on my couch and going to sleep as I type this in, cannot make it to bed. Legs too heavy. Chao.
10/31/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm having a nice relaxing day at the beach. With a very cute and very well hung guy. And we will be doing very, very naughty things later.
11/08/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Been on holidays, forgot to tell everyone. Have been having fun days and even better nights.
11/19/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
First things first. The beach with a cute, well hung man, you just described my perfect day lol. I'm jealous (about the beach part). I've got the man thing covered It's getting too cold here for my liking. I'm more of a beach girl. I can't wait until we can stop working and move to the ocean!!!

So, the fun nights, do tell.... I love a good story.
11/21/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Vnessa
First things first. The beach with a cute, well hung man, you just described my perfect day lol. I'm jealous (about the beach part). I've got the man thing covered It's getting too cold here for my liking. I'm more of a beach ... more
Well I was out at the local surf bar (which caters mostly for LGBT) and was having a quite drink whilst watching the sun set.

I wasn't looking for anyone but one of the surf-lifesavers I know came over and had a beer with me.

Half an hour later we were walking along the beach together back to my sun tent that I had pitched just off the dunes earlier.

We chatted for a bit and watched the few people that had been in the area leave. I got a chance to do some emails while he went back to the club house to grab his stuff.

There was a quarter moon out and we decided to go swim together... naked.

Nobody was about and if there had been no one would have cared. He was quite ripped and I already knew he was packing an impressive piece of meat.

We swam in the warm water for a while till we couldn't keep our hands of each other. We rushed back to the tent thinking we could quickly pack it and head back to my place, but we didn't even bother.

He was onto me and I was onto him. So hard, so thick. I just wanted him, and he is impressive, luckily I had some condoms and some small packets of gel with me.

We fucked for hours till well past midnight, then cuddled till dawn.

I felt sore and drained. But he kept me warm all night in his arms. We had breakfast at the surf club and parted afterwards with a promise to do it again sometime.

I'm mostly a Dom/Top, but sometimes I really just like to let go and be taken, and that day at the beach was well worth it.
11/21/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Well I was out at the local surf bar (which caters mostly for LGBT) and was having a quite drink whilst watching the sun set.

I wasn't looking for anyone but one of the surf-lifesavers I know came over and had a beer with me.

Half ... more
Love it! You just captured the perfect day Warm waters, warmth of the sun, a few drinks, skinny dipping with someone sexy and irresistible, amazing sex (sigh). I think I need a vacation lol
11/21/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Vnessa
Love it! You just captured the perfect day Warm waters, warmth of the sun, a few drinks, skinny dipping with someone sexy and irresistible, amazing sex (sigh). I think I need a vacation lol
A lot of people think that they NEED to take time for a break.

A vacation is only as long as you want it to be.

You can escape for an afternoon or a week so long as you believe.
11/22/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
A lot of people think that they NEED to take time for a break.

A vacation is only as long as you want it to be.

You can escape for an afternoon or a week so long as you believe.
Humm, no sight or sound from you since Dec _ _. Do someone scare you off, or did you go on vacation and forgot to tell us ? Or did you get hitched ? I don't remember the date you gave us.

Should we file a missing persons report to the Aussies ?
12/19/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Humm, no sight or sound from you since Dec _ _. Do someone scare you off, or did you go on vacation and forgot to tell us ? Or did you get hitched ? I don't remember the date you gave us.

Should we file a missing persons report to ... more
Hitched??? I love weddings Please, do tell if a congratulations are in order!!!
12/20/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Greetings one and all. I have returned.

Cannot go into details due to privacy.

However I was unexpectedly called away to serve as a relief nurse in a remote community where I became very ill from contaminated drinking water.

Needless to say we found out why people were getting sick.

Four weeks bedbound, 2 weeks ambulant, still quite fatigued.

No sex for nearly two months.
01/08/2016
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Welcome back, I'm sorry that you and the community were sick. I am glad that you are feeling well enough to come back to us.
01/08/2016
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Agreed, welcome back! Knowing your symptoms, what else can you look forward to enjoying in the coming days and weeks? Take your time getting better and I wish you a speedy recovery.
01/09/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Thankfully this incident does not even come close to my top 10 maybe even top 25 worst life incidents and events.

Taking an explosive nail to the leg, that one nicked the bone, is about 7th on my list.
01/09/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Thankfully this incident does not even come close to my top 10 maybe even top 25 worst life incidents and events.

Taking an explosive nail to the leg, that one nicked the bone, is about 7th on my list.
I consider it the closest an average Aussie can get to getting shot.
01/09/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Hey, TTG. Glad to see you back. I too had to get medical attention . Went to ER . Fortunately ct scan found out why I was in so much pain. Procedure successful and now in recovery. I was planning on doing review on the Vixen MustangAire this week, but had to put it on the back burner. Today I heard there s weather issues on your island.
01/09/2016
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Greetings one and all. I have returned.

Cannot go into details due to privacy.

However I was unexpectedly called away to serve as a relief nurse in a remote community where I became very ill from contaminated drinking ... more
Welcome back! Thank goodness you are on your way to a full recovery. What an ordeal to go through just to help others. I don't think we give folks in your line of work enough praise for the sacrifice and effort given. Let me just say, thank you, for all those you helped and continue to care for daily.

I hope you get to feeling better and stronger soon.
01/09/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I'm 100% again.
02/02/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Fly in fly out work by car. 1400 km (870 miles) of driving. Not the worst way to start/finish valentines day last year was was a north to south at 4000 km (2500 miles).
02/14/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Fly in fly out work by car. 1400 km (870 miles) of driving. Not the worst way to start/finish valentines day last year was was a north to south at 4000 km (2500 miles).
Tell me, how many countries in Europe or states in the USA would I have crossed?
02/14/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Tell me, how many countries in Europe or states in the USA would I have crossed?
I give up. Pls tell us.
02/17/2016
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Glad to hear you are back to 100%
02/17/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I give up. Pls tell us.
A US A

This is how big Australia is. Approx. 4500 side to side.
03/23/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Well I'm on again. I really need to devote time to this forum but I've been so hectic of late.
03/23/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Feeling a bit bummed, my hectic life became really simple overnight. My group of 45 mid-level nurses have been split up and reassigned from frontline care to secondary intake. 112 new nurses have been brought in. I'm back to being on the wards instead of traveling place to place each day. But it means I won't be getting to see the same faces and clients I've had for ages. Oh well such is life. Happens this time every year or so. Fresh faces, new ideas. It will be a good change.
04/25/2016
Contributor: DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Feeling a bit bummed, my hectic life became really simple overnight. My group of 45 mid-level nurses have been split up and reassigned from frontline care to secondary intake. 112 new nurses have been brought in. I'm back to being on the wards ... more
At least there is a bright side to it!
04/25/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
This may seem a bit sudden as I haven't talked about this. But I'm getting married. 20th of August 2016.
08/02/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
This may seem a bit sudden as I haven't talked about this. But I'm getting married. 20th of August 2016.
Married life is treating me well.
10/05/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Working 28 days/month, three to five jobs at once and barely bringing the credit card debt after the wedding down. Our wedding was budget as they come, but still cost a bundle.

No regrets, I love my wife.
11/21/2016
Contributor: MrClark MrClark
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Working 28 days/month, three to five jobs at once and barely bringing the credit card debt after the wedding down. Our wedding was budget as they come, but still cost a bundle.

No regrets, I love my wife.
It's a racket Best of luck paying off the costs of the wedding!
11/21/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by MrClark
It's a racket Best of luck paying off the costs of the wedding!
I hope to refinance my home loan.
11/23/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I hope to refinance my home loan.
Got the refinance. Now it is just work, work work, work...
12/06/2016
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Got the refinance. Now it is just work, work work, work...
All work and no play makes TTG a dull boy
12/07/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
All work and no play makes TTG a dull boy
Ha ha. Yes, no play...
12/08/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Got the refinance. Now it is just work, work work, work...
Flat broke. Yes I have money but only to live, wedding killed it and the refinance only cleared the debt.

So it really is money in money out. No money for toys for quite a while.
12/09/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Hell, don't you just hate it when you realize your broke for the next month.

Just finished the book work and paid all the bills in one go and now I have no spending money at all and I did over a hundred hours in overtime this and last month, lost it all in tax on pay day.

Can the ATO (our IRS) not just send me a bill at the end of the year?
05/24/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
1st wedding anniversary coming up, got something standard but have no idea about something special for the bedroom.
08/02/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Married two years. How time just passes by. I’m back... YAY!
10/14/2018
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Life is both boring and busy. Broke but getting by. Some health issues and such.
03/18/2019
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Heck. I’ve been away longer than I expected but tomorrow is my 3rd wedding anniversary. Finally finished my deployment and can actually access real internet.
08/19/2019
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Coronavirus sucks. The whole year has been nothing but work work work for a nurse and it still isn’t over yet. Both my wife and I are exhausted. Not looking forward to Xmas.
12/10/2020
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
COVID was and is a bitch. My whole industry was impacted and I’ve not had a personal life in two years now.
01/28/2023
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
COVID was and is a bitch. My whole industry was impacted and I’ve not had a personal life in two years now.
Yes for sure. All my friends in the medical field have had it terrible for the last few yrs. Hope it's finally getting better down under.
03/09/2023
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yes for sure. All my friends in the medical field have had it terrible for the last few yrs. Hope it's finally getting better down under.
Yes and no. Whilst it was pretty terrible most of the corps knew what we were doing and could expect but the repercussions of certain actions by governments caused hell and the idiots of the general public only caused chaos. Things would have been fine if people didn’t react poorly and like typical humans but all in all. Burn out and drained if life and love. Doing better now.
03/22/2023
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Ask questions and get answers (if able to provide them). It probably goes without saying that I won’t be able (or even willing) to tell you everything about myself. I enjoy my privacy after all. But if you want to know something I will do my best to tell you. Sexually and professionally I know quite a few things that some may be interested in. I love to share or exchange knowledge whenever possible.
10/01/2015
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Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Yes I have over one thousand.

Not including the ropes, silks, condoms of various types and uses, lubes and other paraphernalia associated.

I have over one thousand sex toys and accessories.

From tiny nipple clips and cock rings through cheap generic vibes, glass items and various anal beads all the way past strap-ons and bondage cuff to the mammoth dongs that you only pull out for special occasions.

I have over one thousand individual items.

Boxes and boxes, bags and bags.
10/02/2015
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Also have a dedicated machinery workshop outside that doubles as a playroom for the rough stuff.
10/06/2015
Contributor: DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
I was just reading through your forum, and wow, so many different toys! But no reviews on EdenFantasys? May I ask how/why you accumulated so many toys? Also, are there any ways in which your work as a nurse helps with your sex life?
04/25/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
I was just reading through your forum, and wow, so many different toys! But no reviews on EdenFantasys? May I ask how/why you accumulated so many toys? Also, are there any ways in which your work as a nurse helps with your sex life?
Sorry it has taken so long to answer this. I keep forgetting to check the different tabs I have set up.

I am not a person who reviews, I like to answer questions more than trying to explain my own reasoning to others. That may sound strange but with so many good reviews out there I don't want to spoil things with my brand of twisted logic. However I do intend to review once I get a spare moment to sit down and think.

As for the number of toys; primarily it is because I used to work part time at an adult store, I got paid overtime in toys and vouchers. Which was good in a way but I would have liked the money more so.

As a nurse I have learned a lot of the limits of the human body. I know how far I can physically push and know the warning signs of when a limit is being reached.

I can also put people back together if they have exceeded their limits.
10/05/2016
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I was asked how many toys I have...

I did have 1158.5 in August but then my wife added to hers to our combined collection bringing it up to 1246.5 if not more.

The 0.5 is a broken toy I still enjoy using.

However just after xmas I went through and tossed out all my old jellies (they get icky and yuck over time) so now I only have 1072.5 or so.

I did not include accessories, condoms or single uses stuff in that number. But I do have 72 rechargeable batteries, 6 or so chargers and a crate (and a 20L bottle) of lube.

All still in date and for use.
01/18/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I was asked how many toys I have...

I did have 1158.5 in August but then my wife added to hers to our combined collection bringing it up to 1246.5 if not more.

The 0.5 is a broken toy I still enjoy using.

However just after xmas ... more
Wow!!

Hopefully, one day you can change your mind and write a review or two on some of your favourite toys
01/18/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by Lena Eden
Wow!!

Hopefully, one day you can change your mind and write a review or two on some of your favourite toys
Hmm, I probably will. But I just don;t get a kick out of writing reviews these days I much rather have an open forum and talk face to face with a group.
01/19/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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