How could masturbation cause acne and sex NOT cause acne? Arousal and orgasm are very similar in the two.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
Masturbation & Acne? Are they related?
08/20/2010
What a mean spirited jackass of a teacher! There is no causal link between masturbation and acne. One simply can't be related to the other since too many factors go into the making of acne. It's just stupidity on a criminal level.
08/20/2010
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OMG funny story: Ok so my sister was cutting her bangs in the bathroom sink one evening and she walks out and laughingly shows me her palms which are covered in hair. So I calmly look her in the eyes and tell her seriously, "I have to warn you that doing that will cause blindness." She throws back her head and laughs, turns around and walks into the wall. We pissed ourselves...
Originally posted by
B8trDude
Acne? NO! But hairy palms and blindness - of course! Everyone knows that! LOL!
08/20/2010
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Explains why my family talk so loud and always ask "What??"
Originally posted by
Kynky Kytty
In French, you become deaf as well.
08/20/2010
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I just wonder if it's not true, how come she didn't have any parents complaining or how she didn't get in trouble or something. It's just a weird situation.
Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
What a mean spirited jackass of a teacher! There is no causal link between masturbation and acne. One simply can't be related to the other since too many factors go into the making of acne. It's just stupidity on a criminal level.
08/21/2010
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That, is very funny. Haha.
Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
OMG funny story: Ok so my sister was cutting her bangs in the bathroom sink one evening and she walks out and laughingly shows me her palms which are covered in hair. So I calmly look her in the eyes and tell her seriously, "I have to warn you
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OMG funny story: Ok so my sister was cutting her bangs in the bathroom sink one evening and she walks out and laughingly shows me her palms which are covered in hair. So I calmly look her in the eyes and tell her seriously, "I have to warn you that doing that will cause blindness." She throws back her head and laughs, turns around and walks into the wall. We pissed ourselves...
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08/21/2010
Pretty sure your teacher told you tohat so you didn't masturbate too much.
08/26/2010
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That's what I was thinking, but I had to see what other people on here thought about that. Haha. I guess my health teacher was just crazy.
Originally posted by
TheCleansing
Pretty sure your teacher told you tohat so you didn't masturbate too much.
08/26/2010
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More than likely because none of the kids told their parents, masturbation isn't exactly dinner table conversation. Besides it's not illegal to tell someone not to touch themselves, just immoral.
Originally posted by
sexysweetieshan
I just wonder if it's not true, how come she didn't have any parents complaining or how she didn't get in trouble or something. It's just a weird situation.
08/29/2010
I believe this was an old wives tale promulgated to prevent kids from from masturbating. I was not overly inflicted by acne, but I masturbated then and now to relieve stress.
09/15/2010
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Originally posted by
Blinker
That's an urban legend old spinster teachers tell kids so they won't touch their genitals and go to hell.
If masturbation causes acne, then so does sex, and Paris Hilton has clear skin.
If masturbation causes acne, then so does sex, and Paris Hilton has clear skin.
And yeah, that's bologna. Don't believe it.
09/16/2010
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That was what I was just thinking ^_^ I've always had pretty great skin though... and I masturbate... a whole lot.
Originally posted by
Coralbell
There could be some relation, but masturbating does not cause acne. The reason I say it could be related is because acne can be caused by high testosterone levels, which could also increase your sex drive.
09/18/2010
Not unless you masturbate a lot when masturbating lol.
09/21/2010
i believe its mostly do to my profession but i could be wrong
09/22/2010
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I never heard this before, I guess there could be some truth to it, but I don't believe it.
Originally posted by
sexysweetieshan
Okay, so when I was in 8th grade, I remember a health teacher telling me that kids who masturbate more frequently have a lot more acne. I think she ruined my view on it, because anytime I saw a kid with lots of acne, I kept thinking to myself,
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Okay, so when I was in 8th grade, I remember a health teacher telling me that kids who masturbate more frequently have a lot more acne. I think she ruined my view on it, because anytime I saw a kid with lots of acne, I kept thinking to myself, "I know what you do in your spare time". Although, I always doubted it, because that just doesn't make sense. Then again, I wanted to believe it, because she was a teacher. So what's your opinion? Have you ever heard of this before? Do you believe it?
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09/29/2010
I've heard of that. I don't know what it is about schools thinking they should make kids stop masturbating.
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter?
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter?
10/03/2010
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Lol. That's funny, but really weird. I don't know why schools are like that.
Originally posted by
Bon Bon
I've heard of that. I don't know what it is about schools thinking they should make kids stop masturbating.
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, ... more
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, ... more
I've heard of that. I don't know what it is about schools thinking they should make kids stop masturbating.
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter? less
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter? less
10/04/2010
I have heard this one before but I dont believe it at all. At least its not true for me - other wise I'd have acne galore....hehehe. I very rarely ever get zits. If I do - its more so around the time I eat alot of junkfood. But then I've heard thats a myth too.
10/09/2010
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LMAO
Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
OMG funny story: Ok so my sister was cutting her bangs in the bathroom sink one evening and she walks out and laughingly shows me her palms which are covered in hair. So I calmly look her in the eyes and tell her seriously, "I have to warn you
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OMG funny story: Ok so my sister was cutting her bangs in the bathroom sink one evening and she walks out and laughingly shows me her palms which are covered in hair. So I calmly look her in the eyes and tell her seriously, "I have to warn you that doing that will cause blindness." She throws back her head and laughs, turns around and walks into the wall. We pissed ourselves...
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10/09/2010
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Wait, what? That's the worst metaphor ever.
Originally posted by
Bon Bon
I've heard of that. I don't know what it is about schools thinking they should make kids stop masturbating.
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, ... more
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, ... more
I've heard of that. I don't know what it is about schools thinking they should make kids stop masturbating.
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter? less
In my high school, our sex ed teacher told us that you shouldn't masturbate because, and I quote as best I can remember, "If you pull out your own splinters, you know how to do it perfectly, and you get the splinter every time without any pain or effort. Then, when someone comes along and wants to pull out your splinters for you, he or she can't do it as well as you do it yourself, and it hurts, and it makes it where you just want to pull out your own splinters."
I was pretty baffled at her whole metaphor. First of all, since when is an orgasm like a splinter? less
10/22/2010
Maybe your teacher was against masturbating, but wasn't allowed to express her views on it. Instead she decided to tell you that you'll get acne if you did lol.
I am trying to think of some logical explaination for this. You would think she would have given you some sort of scientific reason why or how this occurs.
I am trying to think of some logical explaination for this. You would think she would have given you some sort of scientific reason why or how this occurs.
10/25/2010
I had never heard that before... how weird.
11/09/2010
I have never heard of that before. Really strange.
11/13/2010
Ha ha ha, yes I have heard this before. I think from my mom but she wasn't being harsh she just said it sarcasticlly. I never really believed it had anything to do with masturbation.
11/14/2010
Well that's a horrible sex myth to spread, and that teacher should be flogged. And on another note, that splinter metaphor upthread scares me with its ridiculousness.
11/14/2010
I've never heard of that before. Weird.
11/14/2010
i think teacher frightened kids this way.. cause sometimes too much masturbation leads to psycho disorders...
11/14/2010
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I'm not sure it leads to disorders so much as it could be a symptom of the same root problem, but I'm not a psychiatrist.
Originally posted by
kitti
i think teacher frightened kids this way.. cause sometimes too much masturbation leads to psycho disorders...
11/14/2010
Well I dont know what to think of that other then here is a website full of ppl who masturbate and I doubt everyone has acne.
11/20/2010
Not from anything i have ever seen...
11/22/2010