One guy actually used this before as an excuse.
If your guy says you need to help him out because he has blue balls, would you believe him?
11/30/2012
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Why not just have sex?
11/30/2012
I'm a guy and although I've been very horny at times, I can't say I've ever actually had blue balls. Personally I think it's a joke & a lame excuse to ask a woman for some form of sex. You should have handed him a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues and said...here you go.
11/30/2012
I don't have a male partner.
11/30/2012
i'm pretty sure "blue balls" isn't meant to be taken literally...
and what, that's stupid. you're not responsible for someone else's sexual frustration, dude can go jerk off if he's that desperate.
and what, that's stupid. you're not responsible for someone else's sexual frustration, dude can go jerk off if he's that desperate.
11/30/2012
He could masturbate if it was that bad.
11/30/2012
I'm so glad mine's not that smarmy about asking for sex.
11/30/2012
we would just have sex there really isnt a need to ask
11/30/2012
Blue balls is a myth and I wouldn't give in to any guy that said that. However, if my man wanted sex and just asked for it, that's a different story.
11/30/2012
Ummm...no...Mrs would tell him to go take care of it himself...and to not let the door hit him on the way out...
Mr says...dude...really.. .that's the best game you've got?
Mr says...dude...really.. .that's the best game you've got?
11/30/2012
I just want to thank this thread for a great idea. :-D
Just submitted my Define This: article on Blue Balls, and how it is a real condition.
Just submitted my Define This: article on Blue Balls, and how it is a real condition.
11/30/2012
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Whether it is or it isn't...Mrs is fairly certain that it is something that a man can take care of without help...
Originally posted by
MrWill
I just want to thank this thread for a great idea. :-D
Just submitted my Define This: article on Blue Balls, and how it is a real condition.
Just submitted my Define This: article on Blue Balls, and how it is a real condition.
11/30/2012
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I completely agree!
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no longer here
Whether it is or it isn't...Mrs is fairly certain that it is something that a man can take care of without help...
11/30/2012
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Only if it's my hubby thou.
Originally posted by
MacNCheese
One guy actually used this before as an excuse.
12/05/2012
I won't help him.
12/05/2012
Speaking as if this was me and my partner, uh, if he says I HAVE to help him, fuck no, I'm not giving into some sort of pressure just because he's horny, I'd never force him either. If he just ASKS for "help" of some sort nicely, if I'm up for it, sure! I just can't stand that sexual "pressure" when people say you HAVE to do something whether you're in the mood or not, that's not ok, regardless of how horny or pent up the other person is.
if it's a STRANGER? Man I'd about punch him, that's fuckn RUDE. No one EVER "HAS" to help you do shit, if that's your pickup line, gay or straight, man or woman or anyone inbetween, that's fucked up.
if it's a STRANGER? Man I'd about punch him, that's fuckn RUDE. No one EVER "HAS" to help you do shit, if that's your pickup line, gay or straight, man or woman or anyone inbetween, that's fucked up.
12/05/2012
If it's said as a pressuring tactic, hell to the NO. I will help out if I want to. Asking if I want in on the action because he can't get himself off is one thing - it's another completely to be like "you have to because BLUE BALLS" I mean come on, seriously. Who does that.
12/06/2012
I think its a tactic and if they want it bad enough they always have their hands.
12/06/2012
It would depend a lot on the situation and his tone. If we were already starting to get playful and/or he said it jokingly, it'd be fine. Same for asking nicely (and being able to take "no" for an answer if I'd really rather not help).
If it was a deliberate attempt to pressure me, then FUCK OFF SIR! If you're that desperate, there's a remedy: it's called masturbation and it works just fine.
If it was a deliberate attempt to pressure me, then FUCK OFF SIR! If you're that desperate, there's a remedy: it's called masturbation and it works just fine.
12/06/2012
It would depend if I want to have sex too!
It's lame in general though, you'll live!
It's lame in general though, you'll live!
12/06/2012
It would depend on the person and context. If it was clearly pressuring HELL NO. I've gotten the female version of blue balls and I'ved lived with it and so should he. If it's all in good jokes maybe I would entertain the idea.
12/07/2012
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Blue balls is just an excuse to have sex.
Originally posted by
MacNCheese
One guy actually used this before as an excuse.
12/10/2012
I said "other" because he would never need to give me an excuse to "help him out." If he wants sex, chances are, so do I. Unless I'm sick or in an awful mood, I'll gladly jump in bed with him, and if I'm sick or in an awful mood, he wouldn't ask that of me. He has two hands he can use himself.
What a stupid way to ask for sex!
What a stupid way to ask for sex!
12/10/2012
If MY guy said he had blue balls, I would know it is a joke and laugh at him. Now guys in the past that have tried that argument with me ended up getting a lesson in anatomy and physiology with a bottle of lotion and tissues to accompany them to the bathroom.
12/10/2012
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He could masturbate and relieve his blue balls. I wouldn't help him out.
Originally posted by
MacNCheese
One guy actually used this before as an excuse.
12/10/2012
I know my SO would say this jokingly and I'd help them out anyway.
12/10/2012
My ex husband tried to pull that with me, bullshit! Like others have said, they could take care of it themselves if that's the lame reason for wanting a 'hand' with it.
12/10/2012
I would feel so disrespected as a woman and as a person that I'm not sure he would ever be relieving his blue balls with me.
12/29/2012
I wouldn't believe him for one minute because I have a higher sex drive than he does.
That said - Hell yeah I'd help him out. But then, we're talking about my Master here, not a guy I was just dating. If some guy I was dating told me that, I'd probably just be annoyed and toss him aside.
That said - Hell yeah I'd help him out. But then, we're talking about my Master here, not a guy I was just dating. If some guy I was dating told me that, I'd probably just be annoyed and toss him aside.
12/29/2012
I don't think it's a myth. My boyfriend has actually told me (during No Fab February) that his balls HURT and it didn't go away for hours. He masturbates and it goes away within 10 minutes.
But if some random guy said that to me I might just jack him off and tell him to have a nice day or give him a nice porn website to visit to get the "juices flowing"
But if some random guy said that to me I might just jack him off and tell him to have a nice day or give him a nice porn website to visit to get the "juices flowing"
12/29/2012
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