Dumbest sex myth you've ever heard?

Contributor: x203 x203
WWe've all heard dumb sex myths. What have you heard?
08/18/2012
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Contributor: LovelyLady24 LovelyLady24
you can only get pregnant if man and woman come at the same time
08/18/2012
Contributor: dirtythoughts:) dirtythoughts:)
A woman can't get pregnant if she's on top, gravity duh.
08/18/2012
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
That there is no such thing as the G-spot - and that clitoral stimulation is required to achieve orgasm.
08/19/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I think anyone of the "a women can't get pregnant if..." are the dumbest, but I think the one I heard from my children's head start teacher tops them all.

She deals with a lot of lower income families and one of her moms told her that "you can't get pregnant if you douche with a bleach solution because it will kill the sperm." Now, we all know this isn't true and it's dangerous. I have brunt my fingers with bleach chemical burns; let alone what it could do with something as sensitive as inside your vagina. That is insane.
08/19/2012
Contributor: Zakkie Zakkie
Men want sex more than women do or have a higher sex drive. (A topic my english teacher wanted us to write about...)
08/19/2012
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Masturbation causes warts!
08/19/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
That a woman can get pregnant by masturbating.
08/19/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Condoms are 99% effective.
08/19/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
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Originally posted by x203
WWe've all heard dumb sex myths. What have you heard?
All the ones that say you cant get pregnant if you are in a certain position lol
08/19/2012
Contributor: wes wes
lol
08/28/2012
Contributor: LittleA LittleA
I agree with the pregnancy ones, can't get pregnant if you pull out or if she's on the rag... good luck to you....
09/07/2012
Contributor: LittleA LittleA
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Originally posted by Beck
I think anyone of the "a women can't get pregnant if..." are the dumbest, but I think the one I heard from my children's head start teacher tops them all.

She deals with a lot of lower income families and one of her moms ... more
What the f...?
09/07/2012
Contributor: SavingMyself SavingMyself
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Originally posted by LittleA
I agree with the pregnancy ones, can't get pregnant if you pull out or if she's on the rag... good luck to you....
The "you can't get pregnant on your period" is actually true. The only way sex during your period can get you pregnant is if you have it on the last day or so and then ovulate within 5 days. It is biologically impossible to conceive a child during your period. There are hormones that prevent ovulation during menstruation.
09/08/2012
Contributor: Danneh Danneh
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Originally posted by SavingMyself
The "you can't get pregnant on your period" is actually true. The only way sex during your period can get you pregnant is if you have it on the last day or so and then ovulate within 5 days. It is biologically impossible to conceive a ... more
It may be biologically impossible to conceive while on your period- but that doesn't make period sex safer. Plenty of people have gotten pregnant because they believed this. sperm sometimes sticks around/takes longer/ whatever it does. It's better to combat the myth entirely than have another generation who believes that its a safe bet.
09/09/2012
Contributor: Asstronaut Asstronaut
The myth that uncircumcised penises smell bad.

Seriously, give the guys some credit.
09/09/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Today in one of my college courses I heard someone say you can't get pregnant if you've had a c-section before. I was like "...really? College is too easy to get into sometimes"
09/12/2012
Contributor: icelandia icelandia
No g spot hahaha
09/12/2012
Contributor: misty82 misty82
I can think of plenty more but these are just a few.

1. Men enjoy sex more than women.
2. Green M&Ms make you horny.
3. Drinking Mountain Dew decreases your sperm count.
4. Hot tubs prevent pregnancy.
09/12/2012
Contributor: StasyRavish StasyRavish
That if you're "legitimately" raped, your body will automatically kill the sperm
09/13/2012
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
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Originally posted by Lildrummrgurl7
Today in one of my college courses I heard someone say you can't get pregnant if you've had a c-section before. I was like "...really? College is too easy to get into sometimes"
If I'd been drinking, I would have done a spit take.
09/13/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by StasyRavish
That if you're "legitimately" raped, your body will automatically kill the sperm
... What.

(Rin's brain has fried from an idiocy overdose, please check back later.)
09/16/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by x203
WWe've all heard dumb sex myths. What have you heard?
I actually heard a girl in high school say that....ready for this? "You cannot get pregnant unless you have hit LEGAL AGE for sex"!!!!????? INSANE lack of information.
09/17/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by StasyRavish
That if you're "legitimately" raped, your body will automatically kill the sperm
Hum.....Of course, NO ONE ON EARTH would say that in this day and age,right? You MUST be quoting someone from the 1400's? RIGHT???
09/17/2012
Contributor: mr115393 mr115393
Only male/female, penetrative sex counts as "real" sex. It's funny how all these years I haven't been really having sex.
10/06/2012
Contributor: sparksrebbecca sparksrebbecca
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Originally posted by x203
WWe've all heard dumb sex myths. What have you heard?
I caught an ex of mine cheating on me. The girl he had the affair with had genital warts. He said there was no way he could have them because he used a condom... Really? Hence why he is an ex now.
10/06/2012
Contributor: sparksrebbecca sparksrebbecca
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Originally posted by Bignuf
I actually heard a girl in high school say that....ready for this? "You cannot get pregnant unless you have hit LEGAL AGE for sex"!!!!????? INSANE lack of information.
That is actually quite disturbing. What is wrong with people now days?
10/06/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Bignuf
I actually heard a girl in high school say that....ready for this? "You cannot get pregnant unless you have hit LEGAL AGE for sex"!!!!????? INSANE lack of information.
Yes, because mother nature really pays attention to the laws regarding the age of consent where you live. Did she have any idea how pregnancy works???
10/09/2012
Contributor: RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
If you stand up you cannot get pregnant cause of gravity
10/09/2012
Contributor: novanilla novanilla
All the pregnancy ones, of course, but I also think that idea that women's orgasms were an evolutionary screw up is pretty stupid. If sex was solely for the purpose of impregnating people, men wouldn't necessarily feel good when spreading their seed either.
10/09/2012