Whats the craziest sex myth you've ever heard?
Craziest sex myth?
11/27/2011
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That a guy can tell if a girl is a virgin or not by how she feels.....lol.
11/27/2011
Similar to above, but the whole "tightness" "looseness" thing being associated with promiscuity and crap like that.
I am, in fact, perhaps my tightest after orgasming. It has further incentivised my boo to lick my pussy until I cum before penetrating me once. I love it, because I'll be even more sensitive and FEEL tighter too, which of course makes everything else feel bigger and even more filling than it was already. And even when he gets me off before sex, he still prefers me to cum during or just before he does during penetration anyway, so there's no trade off. And really, who doesn't like more orgasms?
Additionally, I also have the most sexual experience out of everyone he's been with, and he had often said things about my tightness during sex and when I inquired about whether it was a me thing or a general thing, he said "no, I really didn't know they could even be that tight." in a good way. neways.
In conclusion, pussy myths in general are usually pretty fn stupid.
I am, in fact, perhaps my tightest after orgasming. It has further incentivised my boo to lick my pussy until I cum before penetrating me once. I love it, because I'll be even more sensitive and FEEL tighter too, which of course makes everything else feel bigger and even more filling than it was already. And even when he gets me off before sex, he still prefers me to cum during or just before he does during penetration anyway, so there's no trade off. And really, who doesn't like more orgasms?
Additionally, I also have the most sexual experience out of everyone he's been with, and he had often said things about my tightness during sex and when I inquired about whether it was a me thing or a general thing, he said "no, I really didn't know they could even be that tight." in a good way. neways.
In conclusion, pussy myths in general are usually pretty fn stupid.
11/27/2011
You can't get pregnant your first time.
11/27/2011
That grape jelly works just as good as contraceptive jelly at preventing pregnancy. She still wondered how she got pregnant. *facepalm*
11/27/2011
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That you can't get pregnant the first time. Also, that condoms are 100% at preventing pregnancy. My teen daughter got sex ed and still believes that! That's crazy!
Originally posted by
Cherry21
Whats the craziest sex myth you've ever heard?
I also heard from my teen that oral sex isn't really considered sex so that's ok.
11/27/2011
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Reminds me of an old Southern joke I heard:
Originally posted by
padmeamidala
That you can't get pregnant the first time. Also, that condoms are 100% at preventing pregnancy. My teen daughter got sex ed and still believes that! That's crazy!
I also heard from my teen that oral sex isn't really considered sex so that's ok.
I also heard from my teen that oral sex isn't really considered sex so that's ok.
"Married people have babies. But I'm not married and got pregnant anyway!"
"You must have had sex."
"No, I didn't! Married people have sex - I fucked!"
11/27/2011
Mym mom was working at a woman's hospital when she overheard:
patient: "But I can't be pregnant, I was on top!"
nurse: "Must have been that pesky fountain effect."
Mom then high-fived the nurse.
patient: "But I can't be pregnant, I was on top!"
nurse: "Must have been that pesky fountain effect."
Mom then high-fived the nurse.
11/27/2011
I once heard that masturbation could make a girl pregnant. My brain exploded four seconds later. There's also the myths about going blind or gaining brain damage from it, myths that came from this guy. I posted about him once before - read this for maximum hilarity.
And now that I've become better educated on the subject, just about any "common knowledge" regarding the hymen qualifies as a crazy myth to me. Coming from that is the idea that, if you don't have sex for seven years, you become a "born-again virgin." I kind of wish anymore that we could just eliminate the concept of "virginity" from existence so that people stop obsessing over it.
And now that I've become better educated on the subject, just about any "common knowledge" regarding the hymen qualifies as a crazy myth to me. Coming from that is the idea that, if you don't have sex for seven years, you become a "born-again virgin." I kind of wish anymore that we could just eliminate the concept of "virginity" from existence so that people stop obsessing over it.
11/27/2011
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You can't get pregnant your first time.
Originally posted by
slynch
You can't get pregnant your first time.
You can't get pregnant on your period.
You can't get pregnant if you are on top.
You can't get pregnant if he pulls out.
Oh, there are SO many....lol.
11/27/2011
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You also can't get pregnant if you do it in the shower, bath, or pool, doncha know? Or if you stand up and spread your legs immediately after sex. Seriously, who needs condoms?
Originally posted by
Tessa Taboo
You can't get pregnant your first time.
You can't get pregnant on your period.
You can't get pregnant if you are on top.
You can't get pregnant if he pulls out.
Oh, there are SO many....lol.
You can't get pregnant on your period.
You can't get pregnant if you are on top.
You can't get pregnant if he pulls out.
Oh, there are SO many....lol.
11/27/2011
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Yeah, or if you go pee after sex, or do it in a hot tub. Or if the guy wears tidy whiteys instead of boxers. And don't forget about the virgin that got pregnant by having oral sex, because she swallowed.
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
You also can't get pregnant if you do it in the shower, bath, or pool, doncha know? Or if you stand up and spread your legs immediately after sex. Seriously, who needs condoms?
11/27/2011
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Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.
Originally posted by
Tessa Taboo
Yeah, or if you go pee after sex, or do it in a hot tub. Or if the guy wears tidy whiteys instead of boxers. And don't forget about the virgin that got pregnant by having oral sex, because she swallowed.
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.
"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it."
11/27/2011
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HAHA!
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the ... more
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the ... more
Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.
"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it." less
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.
"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it." less
11/27/2011
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went to school with a couple of teenagers at the time who got prego their first time. made a lot of us pretty aware, for the better. lol
Originally posted by
slynch
You can't get pregnant your first time.
11/28/2011
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ha!
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the ... more
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the ... more
Oh, here's one: what about the girls who get pregnant from toilet seats? Or insist that it must be supernatural, because of course they've never had sex.
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.
"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it." less
There's a great joke I heard once: a woman and her daughter go to the doctor's to find out why the girl's been feeling sick, and the doctor finds out the girl's pregnant. The girl says, "Honestly, momma, I haven't ever had sex in my life!" So the mother demands to know how else the girl could have gotten pregnant, since her daughter never lies.
"Hold on, let me check," says the doctor, and he goes to look out the window. When they ask him what he's doing, he replies, "Well, the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east. I'm checking to see if it's happened again. Doesn't look like it." less
11/28/2011
"Go fast the first time."
Obviously given by older men to younger men who didn't want to deal with the lady's comfort level.
Obviously given by older men to younger men who didn't want to deal with the lady's comfort level.
11/28/2011
You can't get pregnant if you have sex in a pool!
01/11/2012
In the church I grew up in, they taught us that masturbation would make you unable to satisfy your future partner, because you'd be "too used to your hand" or whatever. -_-
01/11/2012
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Apparently couples can't communicate during lovemaking, coordinate their efforts, or find ways to make things more interesting and fulfilling. Sometimes I wonder if the people who say things like that have some moral objection to talking while having sex.
Originally posted by
quinceykay
In the church I grew up in, they taught us that masturbation would make you unable to satisfy your future partner, because you'd be "too used to your hand" or whatever. -_-
01/13/2012
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lol! thats hilarious! go mom!!
Originally posted by
PervyPixie
Mym mom was working at a woman's hospital when she overheard:
patient: "But I can't be pregnant, I was on top!"
nurse: "Must have been that pesky fountain effect."
Mom then high-fived the nurse.
patient: "But I can't be pregnant, I was on top!"
nurse: "Must have been that pesky fountain effect."
Mom then high-fived the nurse.
05/01/2012
lol at all of these
05/01/2012
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I remember in highschool a girl pulled a Glee and said she got pregnant by her boyfriend from fingering her. This was, of course, years before Glee. Later we found out she'd been with like half the school
Originally posted by
Cherry21
Whats the craziest sex myth you've ever heard?
05/01/2012
That you can't get pregnant on your period.
05/20/2012
My sister who is 12 has a friend who insisted that she got pregnant from kissing. My sister told the girl that that wasn't possible but the other girl insisted that she was right. The girl of course wasn't pregnant, she just said it for attention.
08/15/2012
The hymen/virgin myth.
08/18/2012
I once overheard a few guys in high school saying that you can tell if a girl is a virgin by whether she walks with her legs together or apart.
08/18/2012
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