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Funny sex toy titles
I saw a lady gag gag blowup doll XD

funny sex poems
I stumbled across this cool poem, anyone else seen these? I hadn't before today...

Roses are red and lemons are sour
Open your legs and give..

Funny things I saw in Costa Rica
Ok, one of the days I was in Costa Rica with my future husband and inlaws we went wandering around one of the little tourist towns, and I saw a few...

Funny movies...
Has anyone seen a very funny movie lately? I've been looking but can't seem to find a single one. HELP

Too funny. See if you can come up with some "new" terms.
Tonight, after dinner, I am sitting on the couch reading some work documents and my hubby is in the kitchen feeding the dogs. I look over at him and..

"Hoppi-hoppa" - from the original script of Fifth Element, when Korbin asked Leeloo what the Universal Language word for 'sex' was while they were on the galactic airline. The scene dragged so I understand why it was cut, but I thought 'hoppi-hoppa' was pretty cute.

The horizontal mambo for sex I always crack up or get people to crack up when I hear/say that. I heard cooter for the first time a few weeks ago and just shook my head lol

I always chuckle over weiner, even before the politician.

And cunny sometimes make me chuckle. Pussy pronounced with a fake French accent "pooh-say" )

Matress-dancin'

Oh, almost forgot one that I picked up from a Heinlein novel:

"Trip him and beat him to the rug."

Sounds really dirty but "smashing pissers".