We wrote an article for Sexis recently called The 10 Worst Things You Can Say in Bed, everything from "Deeper!" to "What?" Check out our full list here -- do you disagree with any? (A very smart reader took issue with #10, "Did you come?") What else would you add??
What's the worst thing you can say in bed?
02/02/2012
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Calling the person you're in bed with a name other than their actual name.
02/02/2012
I agree with the smart reader that took issue with #10. Especially where stopping half-way through an orgasm is concerned. I think that asking if your partner is satisfied is a good thing. Especially with multi-orgasmic partners.
"oops" is generally not something you want to hear in bed. In fact, "Oops" is possibly the worst thing to hear in bed.
"oops" is generally not something you want to hear in bed. In fact, "Oops" is possibly the worst thing to hear in bed.
02/02/2012
"I think I'm going to black out..." is another bad thing to say.. I was bent over a fluffy chair and the blood was rushing to my head. Everything was starting to get all sparkly and fading. Needless to say, that killed the mood the rest of the night..
02/02/2012
"Why are you getting worked up about a genital sneeze?"
That's only one of the reasons he's an ex-husband.
That's only one of the reasons he's an ex-husband.
02/02/2012
"Aren't you done yet?"
"Ow! Ow! Stop!" (during vanilla sex)
"Gah! Wrong hole! Wrong hole!" (often accompanied by 'Ow! Ow! Stop!')
"Please don't breathe in my face." (Let's face it - morning sex has some downsides!)
And of course everyone's favourite...
"The condom broke."
"Ow! Ow! Stop!" (during vanilla sex)
"Gah! Wrong hole! Wrong hole!" (often accompanied by 'Ow! Ow! Stop!')
"Please don't breathe in my face." (Let's face it - morning sex has some downsides!)
And of course everyone's favourite...
"The condom broke."
02/02/2012
^ Lol from personal experience. The condom breaking is not fun.
02/02/2012
I once said, "Ew." It was one of the first times we had sex after our first baby was born, I wasn't in the mood, and he came all over my chest. He had obviously gone a long time without an orgasm and it was a... hefty ejaculation. I accidentally put my hand into it and without thinking went, "Ew." His feelings were hurt, with good reason.
I'm older and more experienced now. My sex drive is better, too.
I'm older and more experienced now. My sex drive is better, too.
02/02/2012
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I do that every time. I hate the feeling of it on my skin makes me gag. But I can eat it just fine. Go figure.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
I once said, "Ew." It was one of the first times we had sex after our first baby was born, I wasn't in the mood, and he came all over my chest. He had obviously gone a long time without an orgasm and it was a... hefty ejaculation. I
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I once said, "Ew." It was one of the first times we had sex after our first baby was born, I wasn't in the mood, and he came all over my chest. He had obviously gone a long time without an orgasm and it was a... hefty ejaculation. I accidentally put my hand into it and without thinking went, "Ew." His feelings were hurt, with good reason.
I'm older and more experienced now. My sex drive is better, too. less
I'm older and more experienced now. My sex drive is better, too. less
02/02/2012
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On my skin is fine, unless it's my face. Love the idea in fantasy - can't stand it when it actually happens. We tried it a few times to make sure, but I really hate the feel of it on my face.
Originally posted by
Beck
I do that every time. I hate the feeling of it on my skin makes me gag. But I can eat it just fine. Go figure.
02/02/2012
"Is that it?"
"Are you cumming yet? How about now?"
"Are you in there yet?"
seconding someone else: "The condom broke." and "No! Not in that hole!"
yeah, all from personal experience.
"Are you cumming yet? How about now?"
"Are you in there yet?"
seconding someone else: "The condom broke." and "No! Not in that hole!"
yeah, all from personal experience.
02/02/2012
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Oh, wow.
Originally posted by
Beck
I do that every time. I hate the feeling of it on my skin makes me gag. But I can eat it just fine. Go figure.
I actually like the stuff.... usually anywhere. But, this was right after our first baby was born, I wasn't in the mood and....damn, there was a lot of it.
It doesn't bother me otherwise.
02/02/2012
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lmao, *this.
Originally posted by
Kindred
Calling the person you're in bed with a name other than their actual name.
02/02/2012
You're done already?
Seems like it makes a man feel that he didn't finish the job!
Seems like it makes a man feel that he didn't finish the job!
02/02/2012
Lol "you're done already?" is bad
02/02/2012
"You look like you've put on some weight"
02/02/2012
I think the most hard word for woman is: "Your Butt becomes bigger"
02/03/2012
Your mom likes it like that too.
02/03/2012
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Well, if you're actually about to black out, it's best that you don't keep it to yourself. Want to keep those brain cells intact for next time, yes?
Originally posted by
True Pleasures
"I think I'm going to black out..." is another bad thing to say.. I was bent over a fluffy chair and the blood was rushing to my head. Everything was starting to get all sparkly and fading. Needless to say, that killed the mood the rest
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"I think I'm going to black out..." is another bad thing to say.. I was bent over a fluffy chair and the blood was rushing to my head. Everything was starting to get all sparkly and fading. Needless to say, that killed the mood the rest of the night..
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There's one I heard on Whose Line Is It Anyway? on this very topic: "Could you hand me the yeast infection cream, honey?"
02/03/2012
I would agree with using the wrong name.
02/04/2012
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Do you mean calling "David" by the name of "Richard" or do you mean using names like, "babycakes", "sweetie", "honey", etc?
Originally posted by
Kindred
Calling the person you're in bed with a name other than their actual name.
02/05/2012
I once had a guy tell me that my ass was "squishy" and that he loved it. Okay, loving my ass was nice, but "squishy"? It sort of ruined my mood... Telling me that you love my ass is hot, telling me that my ass is squishy is a huge turn off.
02/05/2012
I know the worst thing said while my husband and I were playing around, but it wasn't said by either of us.
"Mommy? Daddy? What are you doing?"
"Mommy? Daddy? What are you doing?"
02/05/2012
If someone used the word "moist" in bed with me I would make a face.
02/05/2012
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Those are the typical don'ts, but there were a few... like the one that said don't make it obvious when you're trying to "replicate a moment with an ex... first of all, if you're going to be replicating a moment with an EX, what the hell would you be doing in bed with someone else. That's just wrong even if you do keep it secret! Lol. I go for making new "moments" instead.
Originally posted by
Em & Lo
We wrote an article for Sexis recently called The 10 Worst Things You Can Say in Bed, everything from "Deeper!" to "What?" Check out our full list here -- do you disagree with any? (A very smart reader took issue with #10,
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We wrote an article for Sexis recently called The 10 Worst Things You Can Say in Bed, everything from "Deeper!" to "What?" Check out our full list here -- do you disagree with any? (A very smart reader took issue with #10, "Did you come?") What else would you add??
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Also, a few of those things really don't bother my partner and I. Like singing a little of the song that's playing, not a big deal. Singing the entire time, no! Lol. However, a little fun is important too and even times where laughter happens isn't bad just because sex is happening too. Not for us anyways. As for the hair and smells... I don't want my partner to totally let loose and not care! I would try not to just let loose either. Say someone has to... let out some air... it happens, but if you can somehow make it to the bathroom right quick, that's very much appreciated. LOL
02/05/2012
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Bahaha! OMG that was hilarious, but I can imagine it wasn't to you. Genital sneeze was a funny way to say it though!
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
"Why are you getting worked up about a genital sneeze?"
That's only one of the reasons he's an ex-husband.
That's only one of the reasons he's an ex-husband.
02/05/2012
Anything that involves taking a shit would not be good. No one likes poop while fucking.
02/05/2012
Calling the person you're in bed with a different name god that would be soooo awkward
09/27/2012
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