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Sex joke...funny or not?

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Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Guy: Let's do 69 and get off together.
Girl: How about we do a 68.
Guy: What's a 68?
Girl: You do me and I'll owe you one!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes
Robespierrethecat , BlooJay , minstrel69 , travelnurse , deltalima , GirlOnGirl , Gracie , nikki0668 , Septimus , naturegirl , Bignuf , Rossie , no longer here , Missmarc , Huff , Gunsmoke , misterazor , RonLee , mp3me , ginnyluvspotter , Isola , Cat E. , pussy licker , spiced , 1001 Pleasures , Alyona , Airen Wolf , Gluesnffr , MrWood
29  (49%)
No
SneakersAndPearls , married with children , BornInApril , ~Minty~ , Intrepid Niddering , JennSenn , Chastity Darling
7  (12%)
Indifferent
Supervixen , amenti , darthkitt3n , seaotter , vulvalicious , Gone (LD29) , Trysexual , ToyBunny , Keegski , Chilipepper , True Pleasures , TheirPet , bayosgirl , lilacviolet , caligaliber , (k)InkyIvy , Rin (aka Nire) , MrWishyWashy , chicmichiw , AliMc , Upyourreviews , Ansley , Feisty
23  (39%)
Total votes: 59
Poll is closed
12/14/2012
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12/14/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
I liked it.
12/14/2012
Contributor: minstrel69 minstrel69
Bit corny. But made me smile.
12/14/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
I like it!
12/14/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
Guy: Let's do 69 and get off together.
Girl: How about we do a 68.
Guy: What's a 68?
Girl: You do me and I'll owe you one!
That is funny!
12/14/2012
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
Quote:
Originally posted by minstrel69
Bit corny. But made me smile.
Me too
12/14/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Funny, but its more likely him that is the reciever than her in our relationship.
12/14/2012
Contributor: nikki0668 nikki0668
Cute!
12/14/2012
Contributor: vulvalicious vulvalicious
I can appreciate that.
12/14/2012
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
Not to be a stick in the mud, but I didn't really think it's funny.
12/14/2012
Contributor: ToyBunny ToyBunny
Eh. Not the worst but I've heard better.
12/14/2012
Contributor: BornInApril BornInApril
I personally didn't laugh. hmm
12/14/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Like a corny-dog.
12/14/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
Indifferent. It's not a bad joke, but it's just not my type of humor.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Although it's not extremely funny, I like it.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
Guy: Let's do 69 and get off together.
Girl: How about we do a 68.
Guy: What's a 68?
Girl: You do me and I'll owe you one!
I think it's funny.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Huff Huff
An oldie, but a goodie.
12/14/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Really? I've never heard it.
12/14/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Meh. lol
12/14/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Mildly amusing.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Funny - yes, but not really funny.
12/15/2012
Contributor: misterazor misterazor
short jab. funny enough for the time spent listening.
12/15/2012
Contributor: (k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
Good enough for a chortle, maybe...
12/15/2012
Contributor: mp3me mp3me
Quote:
Originally posted by Gracie
Funny, but its more likely him that is the reciever than her in our relationship.
Lol same in mine
12/15/2012
Contributor: ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
Cute
12/15/2012
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
That joke made me smile!
12/15/2012
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
I didn't find it funny. I had to read it more than once to get it though.
12/15/2012
Contributor: pussy licker pussy licker
I think It was funny.
12/16/2012
Contributor: spiced spiced
Hadn't heard that one in a while. I actually said it to my wife once when we only had time for a quickie: "How 'bout we just do a 68?"

Had to explain it to her. Fortunately, she thought it was funny! And yeah, I paid her back.
12/18/2012