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Contributor: Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
Some sex acts get some pretty bizarre names, sometimes to the point of novelty. Lets get a list going of the more off the wall names for sex acts and their descriptions, I'll start:

Rusty Trombone - When a guy receives analingus and a hand job... almost as though he were being played as a trombone.

Bagpiping - Is when a guy has sex with someone's armpit... in reference to the way bag pipes are held under the arm. (This had to be named???)

Cincinnati Bowtie - Reverse titty fucking, causing the scrotum to assume the appearance of a bowtie around the receiver's neck. A beautiful visual.
05/12/2009
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Contributor: Nashville Nashville
Blumpie, Blimpie, or Blumpkin (depending upon where you're from).. receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
05/12/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Didn't these all start out as a sort of humourous joke that was NOT real until the joke gave somebody ideas?
05/12/2009
Contributor: Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Didn't these all start out as a sort of humourous joke that was NOT real until the joke gave somebody ideas?
Perhaps, but I've definitely received a Rusty Trombone. Pearl Necklace is also a pretty good name, though the actual act isn't at all ridiculous like some of the others named here.
05/12/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Boxers Over Briefs
Perhaps, but I've definitely received a Rusty Trombone. Pearl Necklace is also a pretty good name, though the actual act isn't at all ridiculous like some of the others named here.
The pearl necklace is aptly named and not something which makes me want to murder a frat boy. LOL

I always think of the dirty sanchez and the angry dragon. LOL
05/12/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
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Originally posted by Nashville
Blumpie, Blimpie, or Blumpkin (depending upon where you're from).. receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
hahaha
05/12/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
Superman - if your lady is asleep on her stomach, masturbate and then cum on her back. Then throw a towel on her back like a cape, and when she wakes up it'll be stuck to her back because of the cum

Spider-man - While doing it from behind, when you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand; when she turns around wondering why you pulled your cock out and didn't cum on her, 'shoot' the cum into her face with your hand (and make that spider-man web shooting motion with your hand when you do it

Zombie - during sex, cum in her eye and then punch her in each leg really hard giving her a dead leg; then when she gets up to come after she'll be blinded and stumbling like a zombie
05/12/2009
Contributor: Boxers Over Briefs Boxers Over Briefs
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Originally posted by Nickisonehere
Superman - if your lady is asleep on her stomach, masturbate and then cum on her back. Then throw a towel on her back like a cape, and when she wakes up it'll be stuck to her back because of the cum

Spider-man - While doing it from behind, ... more
Oh god, these are all sorts of horrible.
05/13/2009
Contributor: Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
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Originally posted by Boxers Over Briefs
Oh god, these are all sorts of horrible.
If by 'horrible' you mean 'fuck yea', then I agree
05/13/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
The pearl necklace is aptly named and not something which makes me want to murder a frat boy. LOL

I always think of the dirty sanchez and the angry dragon. LOL
This made me think of this one band that I am friends with, and have recorded a few times called the PA Connection. The name PA Connection came from a Pennsylvania swinger- newspaper / magazine. They are really cool and extremely funny guys. The music is very “Stoner Metal”, but is a lot slower and dirtier than most bands in this genre, and all of the songs were about sex and drugs.

What makes this particularly relevant is that they have a song called ‘Angry Dragon’. Part of the chorus of this song goes something like this… “Right out on the pavement, for everyone to watch, give her a ‘Dirty Sanchez’ in the parking lot.” Then it goes into “I’m gonna put your naked pictures on my website” over and over.

I think I recorded that album in 2002/2003, so the internet reference was a bit funnier at the time. Nowadays it’s mandatory, if you have a website, you must put your own naked pictures up on it. Oh my, how times change.

Another song worthy of notice, ‘Heavy Days’. It’s about a hooker who sells crack when she has her period. “I’m just like Sisyphus, I push the rock. I cook ‘em up on the heavy days”

Here is link to the PA Connection Myspace Page page, the song ‘Angry Dragon’ is on here! Be warned, these songs are epic in length!
05/13/2009