Penis names! What's yours?

Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Have you ever named your junk? Does it have a name now?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes
Sugarfina , Sangsara , SadoMas , Fun Lover
4  (29%)
Nope
*Camoprincess* , insomniac9
2  (14%)
Never
ejrbrndps , potstickers
2  (14%)
Weird
humpday , Noelle , heather-mooney
3  (21%)
My partner named it
solitudinarian , married with children , kitty91
3  (21%)
I just want my penny!
Total votes: 14
Poll is closed
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05/22/2012
Contributor: solitudinarian solitudinarian
"Innocent Renegade", lol.
05/23/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I love it.
05/25/2012
Contributor: Sugarfina Sugarfina
lol Mr. Crayon. Then we changed it to Henry. I think it needs another name. Innocent Renegade is awesome!
05/25/2012
Contributor: solitudinarian solitudinarian
Thanks guys! Hoping this discussion gets more posts, every penis should have a name lol
05/25/2012
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
Have you ever named your junk? Does it have a name now?
My husband hasn't named it, but me and my girlfriends used to call my ex bf Lil Squirt. Of course he didn't know we referred to him by that name!
08/04/2012
Contributor: kitty91 kitty91
my husband calls my boobs his "friends" lol
08/04/2012
Contributor: Sangsara Sangsara
Mines not a penis but her name is Mona. (fairly self-explanatory right?)
08/04/2012
Contributor: heather-mooney heather-mooney
DUMB
08/04/2012
Contributor: Fun Lover Fun Lover
Totem pole because my wife said it reminds her of a totem pole!
08/06/2012
Contributor: frisky069 frisky069
Quote:
Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
Have you ever named your junk? Does it have a name now?
I have no name for my husbands, and he doesn't either.
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