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Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I think there might be a discussion about what you personally call masturbation, but I am more curious to know if you call it something else when talking to your partner? If so, what?

My partner and I call it killing kittens. When I was in high school, I had this picture:

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So I have called it killing kittens ever since. It works especially in group situations lol...well sorta. They then wonder why I was killing kittens haha.
02/13/2011
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Contributor: Crash Crash
Mine aren't as fun as yours but I call it "wanking" when referring to myself and "rubbing one out" when I'm talking about my girlfriend. She just calls it playing with yourself. I got a good laugh out of calling it killing kittens .
02/13/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
My Master prefers to all sexual playing as usage and it's rubbed off on me now.
02/13/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I call it "MY thingy".
02/13/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
I usually just call it playing with myself.
02/13/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
What a cute story, lol.

We just call it "caressing ourselves", or "taking care of selves"

now I feel like finding a cuter inside joke kind of thing for it....
02/13/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
We both usually just call it "jerking off."
02/13/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
The first time I talked to my boyfriend about masturbation, it was in a text. I told him I had just "done sumpin." Ever since then, we've referred to it as "doin' sumpin'." It's just a cute way of saying it.
02/13/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
My ex and I used to refer to it as "taking a shower" because that's where he used to do most of his masturbating. My current boyfriend and I just call it playing with ourselves.
02/14/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
I say I am teaching myself a lesson. The man is not as mouthy as I am though so he just says playing.
02/14/2011
Contributor: idunshire idunshire
We usually call it wanking or fapping.
02/14/2011
Contributor: hive83 hive83
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I think there might be a discussion about what you personally call masturbation, but I am more curious to know if you call it something else when talking to your partner? If so, what?

My partner and I call it killing kittens. When I was in ... more
We don't have a name it is what it is, but I really like the kitten thing .
02/14/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
We tend to refer to it in a joking manner...and come up with random names for it all the time. We're a bit silly.
02/14/2011
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
We think of different names for it.
02/15/2011
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I think there might be a discussion about what you personally call masturbation, but I am more curious to know if you call it something else when talking to your partner? If so, what?

My partner and I call it killing kittens. When I was in ... more
Me time!
08/10/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I think there might be a discussion about what you personally call masturbation, but I am more curious to know if you call it something else when talking to your partner? If so, what?

My partner and I call it killing kittens. When I was in ... more
My ex and I used to call it 'making the bed' only because we had young ears listening in. Other than that I would just blurt it out.
08/15/2012
Contributor: Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
Jerk off
08/15/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
I usually just say jerking off
08/15/2012
Contributor: oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
We use the word "masturbation." But also "reading stories" because we both often read internet sex stories while masturbating.
05/13/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
My wife's pretty sexually modest (when we're not actually having sex, that is). We either call it "touching myself" or "pleasuring myself". Tame, but we know what it means, and THAT'S anything but tame.
05/13/2013
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Since joining EF, if I am doing it, it is reviewing. If they are, its boring masturbation.
05/13/2013