Through the mail, from a shop, toy party or borrowed from a friend. We all have at least one horror story. I'll start.
I bought a couple DVDs from a major toy seller online.. one of the big ones. The seller included a whole bunch of extra freebees(crap) that I really didn't care about. Things like a nipple sucker, blow-job simulator, cock ring, condoms and a cheep pocket rocket. I ordered my DVDs over the phone and informed the sales agent that if they were to send me all this stuff, put it in a box because the envelope they used on my last order has started to rip. I went to the post office and had the yellow card in my box indicating I had a large item to pick up in the office. The postmaster goes to the shelf and grabs this heavy bubble-envelope and plops it on the counter. I could already see the top was torn completely open and when it hit the counter, all its contents poured out. There was a line of old ladies right behind me gasping. I couldn't believe it, they stuffed this envelope so full I struggled to try to shove everything back into it... all the while mumbling out loud "I told thos eassholes if they were going to send this shit to me to put it in a box.... AND THEY FORGOT MY DVDS!" Just then the postmaster says "oh, wait a minute." He goes back to the shelf and grabs a thin envelope that had two DVDs in it. Lucky for my, it takes a lot to embarrasse me. I think any one else would have died.
I bought a couple DVDs from a major toy seller online.. one of the big ones. The seller included a whole bunch of extra freebees(crap) that I really didn't care about. Things like a nipple sucker, blow-job simulator, cock ring, condoms and a cheep pocket rocket. I ordered my DVDs over the phone and informed the sales agent that if they were to send me all this stuff, put it in a box because the envelope they used on my last order has started to rip. I went to the post office and had the yellow card in my box indicating I had a large item to pick up in the office. The postmaster goes to the shelf and grabs this heavy bubble-envelope and plops it on the counter. I could already see the top was torn completely open and when it hit the counter, all its contents poured out. There was a line of old ladies right behind me gasping. I couldn't believe it, they stuffed this envelope so full I struggled to try to shove everything back into it... all the while mumbling out loud "I told thos eassholes if they were going to send this shit to me to put it in a box.... AND THEY FORGOT MY DVDS!" Just then the postmaster says "oh, wait a minute." He goes back to the shelf and grabs a thin envelope that had two DVDs in it. Lucky for my, it takes a lot to embarrasse me. I think any one else would have died.
