Most awkward thing you've said during sex...

Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
Mine was early on in my husband and I's relationship...during a very vigorous girl-on-top sex session I blurted out, "You like that, don't you, Bitch!" We didn't know each other well so, needless to say, I had some 'splaining to do...But, we are still a couple, and now he says the same to me...AH, love.
09/30/2010
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Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".

Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
10/01/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Well, when my husband and I first got together we were in the middle of some foreplay and I said that I wanted to be inside of him. I meant that I wanted him to be inside of me.. and he knew what I meant but I still got all embarrassed and felt the need to explain myself, and the whole time he was just like all out of breath and saying "yea, yea I know, I knew what you meant..." just trying to get me to stop explaining and get back to what we were doing LOL
10/01/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
My boyfriend in high school - we met again the summer after my graduation and one thing led to another ... and when we were about get going I suddenly blurted "I have to go to the john." I've never used that word to describe a bathroom before, so it surprised both of us and led to some giggles.
10/01/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Well I've had "Suck that cali cock" said to me, by a fellow from california... also "Oh Draco" as my girlfriend in highschool had a thing for playing Harry/Draco (of harry potter) in bed
10/01/2010
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".

Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
I know how that goes! Sometimes I just say things and don't even think about it...
10/02/2010
Contributor: sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
My boyfriend in high school - we met again the summer after my graduation and one thing led to another ... and when we were about get going I suddenly blurted "I have to go to the john." I've never used that word to describe a bathroom ... more
Lol. That's so funny! It made me giggle too, just reading it!

I can't seem to remember anything funny I've said, but I'm loving reading these other funny stories!
10/02/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
Quote:
Originally posted by Madeira
Well I've had "Suck that cali cock" said to me, by a fellow from california... also "Oh Draco" as my girlfriend in highschool had a thing for playing Harry/Draco (of harry potter) in bed
lmao "suck that cali cock"
10/24/2010
Contributor: HoneyHoney HoneyHoney
I gargled. And there wasn't even anything in my mouth. LOL
03/01/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".

Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
LOL!
03/01/2011