I would. I would tell myself when I was 18 that my mother could be a horrible bitch and to get on my guard then so that I could have been more prepared for the bullshit she put me through.

Life would be totally different now, and I'm not sure that would be a good thing.

No regrets, the past made my present what it is.

Be more receptive to C back then so we can work through this bullshit early instead of dealing with the kid issue so close to a biological deadline. I'd rather have spent my youth with a man who was responsible and loved me instead of with a man-child who took advantage of my fear of being alone. Hell, I would have had C's kids, too, if I had worked through all that early enough.

It's too late now.

I would go back about a year and tell myself to be more assertive about what I DON'T want...and I would've told Mr. E to go fuck himself.

I might tell myself to not sleep with my first boyfriend, but any of my other ex's I won't warn against

Nothing actually