Have you given your vagina a name? Or your breasts? Or any other body part, for that matter? I named my vagina the Bandersnatch like that cute beast on Alice in Wonderland. It's kind of a play off of calling it a snatch. And then I can say, "Shaaade! The bandersnatch is hungry. He needs sumfeen to nom on. " . . .Surprisingly he doesn't find it seductive. But I get so many laughs out of it, it's worth it. XD

Also when I was little, me and my siblings called breasts "mokins". Don't know where that came from, but it's hilarious. I'd love to hear more creative names for such things. It's a good thing to expand your vocabulary. Share please! And make new stuff up!