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Has your pet ever killed the mood?

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Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
So you and your partner are getting busy, and you think everything is going well, when suddenly...

Pets can bring so much joy to our lives, but sometimes, you just want to swear at them! Have you ever had your pet kill the mood?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes - by farting!
Silverdrop , Teacookie , RomanticGoth
3
Yes - being sick somewhere in the house
Silverdrop , Teacookie , deltalima
3
Yes - whining and barking/yowling when you closed them out of the bedroom
Silverdrop , Jaimes , Princess-Kayla ♥ , Graniteal , Katelyn , Tork48309 , Teacookie , sexystuffeve , calliope , sweetiejo , deltalima , sjclayton2912 , bratcat , Rainbows
14
Yes - jumping up on the bed
mistressg , Princess-Kayla ♥ , Katelyn , Teacookie , sexystuffeve , Eugler , DigitalSweety , sjclayton2912 , falalena , Stagger13 , Breas , bratcat , Rainbows
13
Yes - fighting with another pet
Jaimes , Teacookie , kawigrl , Rainbows
4
Yes - knocking over something in the house
Silverdrop , Teacookie , kawigrl , Kitka , VioletMoonstone , sjclayton2912 , Rainbows
7
Yes - they did something else disruptive
ViVix , Katelyn , Teacookie , MR Chickhabit , Deidrenicole , calliope , DigitalSweety , RomanticGoth , sjclayton2912 , falalena , Rainbows
11
No - my pet is a perfect angel
Rossie
1
No - I don't have any pets
MaryExy
1
Other
Subbi , mistressg , VanillaFreeSex , Teacookie , ellejay , sexystuffeve , Ms. Spice , dbm6907 , potstickers , butts , GirlOnGirl , Cowgirl-Cutie , RomanticGoth , Red Vinyl Kitty
14
Total votes: 71 (39 voters)
Poll is closed
02/14/2012
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Contributor: Subbi Subbi
Our animals always try to get in the way and I normally just smack them to get them to go away lol. I'm not letting them get in the middle of me getting some but sometimes my significant other does get distracted by them and it makes me really angry. I would much rather ignore them and go about what we are doing.
02/14/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
My ex's kitten jumped up next to us, then managed to get in between us onto my chest. Didn't really kill the mood, but made us stop, move him somewhere else and laugh a lot.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Always makes for a funny story, but yes.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
My dog likes to stand in the door way and bark and whine the entire time. She's also tried to hump my fiance while we have sex.
02/14/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
So you and your partner are getting busy, and you think everything is going well, when suddenly...

Pets can bring so much joy to our lives, but sometimes, you just want to swear at them! Have you ever had your pet kill the mood?
Romy (my cat) would try to lay on my now ex's face during and suffocate him. Who knew that I'd appreciate that later on? LOL!
02/14/2012
Contributor: Graniteal Graniteal
I wish I could say they are perfect angels.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
My cat always jumps on the bed when he thinks something is going on. H loves the sound of a vibrator as well, he must think its purring.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Honestly, my poodle is perfect, all I need to do is tell him to get up, and he'll leave our bedroom obediently.
02/14/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
I have a pup that stares! and will sometimes start barking. he kinda creeps me out.
02/14/2012
Contributor: nakedbear nakedbear
My cat constantly does.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Tork48309 Tork48309
Yes, My dog would get all excited and she would wimper and put her head on the end of the bed and look at us. After a while, we felt sorry for her. RIP Keenan.
02/14/2012
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
nothing kills my mood faster then a pet licking near my privates, besides me laughing so hard about one being there when I'm on bottom. lol more often then not they go for the nipples.
02/14/2012
Contributor: ellejay ellejay
We always make sure to keep him out of the room!
02/14/2012
Contributor: sexystuffeve sexystuffeve
My pets are perfect angels... but my littlest dog has whined at the door when she got shut ou before, we let her in and then she jumped up on the bad after about a minute, thankfully she didn't ruin anything to badly.... but she is very needy in general and always want to be in the middle of us lol.
02/16/2012
Contributor: Deidrenicole Deidrenicole
my dog stuck his cold ass nose in my ex husbands butt repeatedly one night it was pretty funny
02/16/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
My cats tend to knock things over or rustle plastic bags lol.
02/16/2012
Contributor: dbm6907 dbm6907
I voted "other" but I take that back....my boyfriend used to have a cat that would jump on the bed while we were in missionary and pat at my nipples. awkward! Totally forgot about that, lol!
02/16/2012
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
I haven't had sex anywhere a pet could interrupt yet, so fingers crossed nothing too bad happens when I can get a pet!
02/16/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
My bf always makes sure the dog is closed out of the room. The dog then whines and cries.

I don't care if the dog is there when it's just me, but I've had to suddenly jump up and take care of the dog getting sick or knocking over the garbage or something, and that kills the mood.

That and farting. Dear lord, the farting...
02/16/2012
Contributor: quinceykay quinceykay
I don't have any pets anymore, but my cats and dog would always scratch at my bedroom door when I was trying to have "me time". And my ex and I were laying in bed together when the dog would burst into the room and jump up with us.
02/16/2012
Contributor: calliope calliope
When I was a teen living at home my chocolate lab knew how to open my door and would burst through the door at the worst times. Pretty sure my father taught him how to and would send him up stairs to my room to check on us and spy. Then there was the time my lab even started licking my panties after he came in the room! Oh goodness then the time when I was on the couch with a boyfriend uh fooling around and the dog started licking his two fingers. I wanted to die the boyfriend would not stop laughing hysterically!
02/16/2012
Contributor: sweetiejo sweetiejo
Dog sits and whines because she isn't on the bed.
02/16/2012
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
I once had sex and my cat jumped on my rocking ass and stayed there.

The girl and I laughed our butts off.
02/05/2013
Contributor: butts butts
We don't let the cat in our room very often because I'm allergic to her and she likes to lay on our bed haha. She's pretty quiet and well behaved otherwise, I don't think she's ever bothered us.
02/05/2013
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
My pets have done a lot of annoying stuff while I'm having sex but I've always been able to just ignore it! I was with someone that was really bothered if they made noise, got to close to the bed, etc. so then it became an issue but normally I just block it out.
02/05/2013
Contributor: Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
We usually keep them outta the room
02/05/2013
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
They've done a lot of things. Mostly they just STARE or try to run off with my flogger (or insert toy here).

I was pet sitting a cat one time that would pull the used condoms out of the trash and try eat them. Yuck!
02/05/2013
Contributor: falalena falalena
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
So you and your partner are getting busy, and you think everything is going well, when suddenly...

Pets can bring so much joy to our lives, but sometimes, you just want to swear at them! Have you ever had your pet kill the mood?
they lick your hand or stick their nose in your face. weird.
02/05/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
So you and your partner are getting busy, and you think everything is going well, when suddenly...

Pets can bring so much joy to our lives, but sometimes, you just want to swear at them! Have you ever had your pet kill the mood?
Yup-ruins the fun every time.
02/06/2013