Tell me your stories, we all have those embarrassing moments. A few times when my boyfriend and I were having sex I heard like a "farting" sound, and I was so embarrassed because I was worried he thought I farted, but it was the air building up inside me everytime he went in and out and it created a "farting sound". It has happened a few times but I think now he knows its not me.
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Funny/Embarrassing Sex Stories?
08/18/2011
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Do funny Accents turn you on?
So the other day I was watching District 9 and the main character Wikis Van De Merwe and has this really weird funky accent that I found really...
Isn't it a funny idea to make a pair of cuffs like that?
Ok, I must admit that my ankles have never been cuffed with any police style handcuffs, so I can't really speak in that manner... But don't I think..
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Funny but would you really buy it
Humorous/Funny/Silly Reviews
Do you like reading these, or would you prefer the facts, only? I find myself a little bored at times by reading long, but really informative...
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Do funny Accents turn you on?
So the other day I was watching District 9 and the main character Wikis Van De Merwe and has this really weird funky accent that I found really...
Isn't it a funny idea to make a pair of cuffs like that?
Ok, I must admit that my ankles have never been cuffed with any police style handcuffs, so I can't really speak in that manner... But don't I think..
Funny
Funny but would you really buy it
Humorous/Funny/Silly Reviews
Do you like reading these, or would you prefer the facts, only? I find myself a little bored at times by reading long, but really informative...
#AskEden - Shopping Cart is acting funny...
When I go to place an order, I have noticed that if I change something in the cart, refresh the page or leave that cart page then come back to it,...
08/18/2011
Ok, this is not quite a during sex moment, even though we were doing it when the real action was going on...
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed myself up in some sexy lingerie to surprise him when I got there. So I'm sitting on the couch, petting his new puppy, decompressing from the drive and making small talk, when things get interesting and we dive into bed. Clothes are shed, and we're rolling around. A few hours later, we're hungry, so I begin getting dressed to go out. Where are my panties?
And oh no, where's the dog? The puppy is hiding behind the couch, furiously mowing down on a shredded piece of green silk, formerly known as my underwear. My friend was laughing about it until I told him he owed me $50 and a ride to AP to replace them.
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed myself up in some sexy lingerie to surprise him when I got there. So I'm sitting on the couch, petting his new puppy, decompressing from the drive and making small talk, when things get interesting and we dive into bed. Clothes are shed, and we're rolling around. A few hours later, we're hungry, so I begin getting dressed to go out. Where are my panties?
And oh no, where's the dog? The puppy is hiding behind the couch, furiously mowing down on a shredded piece of green silk, formerly known as my underwear. My friend was laughing about it until I told him he owed me $50 and a ride to AP to replace them.
08/18/2011
there are several times when my boyfriend and i have sex and one of us bang our heads on the dresser or bedhead. lol
08/19/2011
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Oh gosh lolol
Originally posted by
KinkBiLove
there are several times when my boyfriend and i have sex and one of us bang our heads on the dresser or bedhead. lol
08/19/2011
We've been busted by cops and neighbors of friends. That's pretty much it. Queefs, farts, banging into the things and all of that don't really bother us. Ah, gotta love those longterm relationships!
08/19/2011
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Lolol wow i guess the dog was hungry too so he tried to eat your underwear.
Originally posted by
Dear Ruby
Ok, this is not quite a during sex moment, even though we were doing it when the real action was going on...
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed ... more
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed ... more
Ok, this is not quite a during sex moment, even though we were doing it when the real action was going on...
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed myself up in some sexy lingerie to surprise him when I got there. So I'm sitting on the couch, petting his new puppy, decompressing from the drive and making small talk, when things get interesting and we dive into bed. Clothes are shed, and we're rolling around. A few hours later, we're hungry, so I begin getting dressed to go out. Where are my panties?
And oh no, where's the dog? The puppy is hiding behind the couch, furiously mowing down on a shredded piece of green silk, formerly known as my underwear. My friend was laughing about it until I told him he owed me $50 and a ride to AP to replace them. less
I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed myself up in some sexy lingerie to surprise him when I got there. So I'm sitting on the couch, petting his new puppy, decompressing from the drive and making small talk, when things get interesting and we dive into bed. Clothes are shed, and we're rolling around. A few hours later, we're hungry, so I begin getting dressed to go out. Where are my panties?
And oh no, where's the dog? The puppy is hiding behind the couch, furiously mowing down on a shredded piece of green silk, formerly known as my underwear. My friend was laughing about it until I told him he owed me $50 and a ride to AP to replace them. less
08/19/2011
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The first and only time my ex went down on me (never had an orgasm before or after that with him) I felt so relaxed and pleased that I accidentally farted in his face. He was kind of an inconsiderate partner in general so I find it really funny now
Originally posted by
IslandGoddess
Tell me your stories, we all have those embarrassing moments. A few times when my boyfriend and I were having sex I heard like a "farting" sound, and I was so embarrassed because I was worried he thought I farted, but it was the air
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Tell me your stories, we all have those embarrassing moments. A few times when my boyfriend and I were having sex I heard like a "farting" sound, and I was so embarrassed because I was worried he thought I farted, but it was the air building up inside me everytime he went in and out and it created a "farting sound". It has happened a few times but I think now he knows its not me.
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