Funny/Embarrassing Sex Stories?

Contributor: IslandGoddess IslandGoddess
Tell me your stories, we all have those embarrassing moments. A few times when my boyfriend and I were having sex I heard like a "farting" sound, and I was so embarrassed because I was worried he thought I farted, but it was the air building up inside me everytime he went in and out and it created a "farting sound". It has happened a few times but I think now he knows its not me.
08/18/2011
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Contributor: Dear Ruby Dear Ruby
Ok, this is not quite a during sex moment, even though we were doing it when the real action was going on...

I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed myself up in some sexy lingerie to surprise him when I got there. So I'm sitting on the couch, petting his new puppy, decompressing from the drive and making small talk, when things get interesting and we dive into bed. Clothes are shed, and we're rolling around. A few hours later, we're hungry, so I begin getting dressed to go out. Where are my panties?

And oh no, where's the dog? The puppy is hiding behind the couch, furiously mowing down on a shredded piece of green silk, formerly known as my underwear. My friend was laughing about it until I told him he owed me $50 and a ride to AP to replace them.
08/18/2011
Contributor: KinkBiLove KinkBiLove
there are several times when my boyfriend and i have sex and one of us bang our heads on the dresser or bedhead. lol
08/19/2011
Contributor: IslandGoddess IslandGoddess
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Originally posted by KinkBiLove
there are several times when my boyfriend and i have sex and one of us bang our heads on the dresser or bedhead. lol
Oh gosh lolol
08/19/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
We've been busted by cops and neighbors of friends. That's pretty much it. Queefs, farts, banging into the things and all of that don't really bother us. Ah, gotta love those longterm relationships!
08/19/2011
Contributor: IslandGoddess IslandGoddess
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Originally posted by Dear Ruby
Ok, this is not quite a during sex moment, even though we were doing it when the real action was going on...

I went over one of my fwb's house, with the intention of getting it on. Since the end goal is already established, I dressed ... more
Lolol wow i guess the dog was hungry too so he tried to eat your underwear.
08/19/2011
Contributor: Collogue Collogue
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Originally posted by IslandGoddess
Tell me your stories, we all have those embarrassing moments. A few times when my boyfriend and I were having sex I heard like a "farting" sound, and I was so embarrassed because I was worried he thought I farted, but it was the air ... more
The first and only time my ex went down on me (never had an orgasm before or after that with him) I felt so relaxed and pleased that I accidentally farted in his face. He was kind of an inconsiderate partner in general so I find it really funny now
08/26/2011