Favorite euphemism for "sex"

Contributor: fizzygato fizzygato
What's some of your favorite euphemism for sex/ sexy acts?

What's the best/ most creative one you've ever come across?
02/05/2013
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Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Sex or "fun" work just fine.

I hate hearing, "Making bacon" "bumping uglies" or other... creative ones that leave you cringing.
02/05/2013