Does your penis have a name?

Contributor: mlmac mlmac
Years ago, my wife decided to name my penis and she wanted it to rhyme with my own first name, which is Mike. Well, she came up with Spike. So, sometimes when she see's me, she says " hey ! its Mike and Spike"
Guy's , do you have a name for penis or girl's do have a name for the penis in your life?
03/03/2012
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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
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