I wished my ex-husband did - it would make his complete disinterest in the sexual part of our marriage make more sense. Everyone around me knew how devoted and all he was to me, and say "You're so lucky your husband would never cheat on you!" And all I could think was "He's too bone-idle to cheat."

There wasn't anything else, either, like online or in person. When a counterfeit money-scheme was hitting all the restaurants, my ex was the guy who got leads for the police in the matter because he wasn't affected by the "Hypno-Boob" trick employed by the female counterfeiter.

So a man who does not notice massive amounts of cleavage and doesn't turn soup-brained when it's presented ... yeah, total devotion. Lucky me. :-/