I either go to the bathroom and 'push' it out or just roll over and go to sleep and not really care where it goes. We have sex averaging 2 times a day, so anything other than that plan is just too time consuming.

I always pee immediately after sex to prevent UTI's....so most of the cum comes out in the toilet. Sometimes a tiny bit gets on the sheets but it's not a big deal. It IS kinda gross when you think about it, isn't it?

I just take a shower instantly.

Depends, really. Sometimes I just let it go everywhere and other times, wipe away with a towel. Sometimes I will get up and clean up in the bathroom when I pee. So it all depends on how I'm feeling.

I tilt my hips with a pillow and try to keep it in. This turns my partner on--I am convinced that he has a pregnancy fetish (specifically impregnation), but he denies it. Plus, it's just cleaner to keep it in. He usually cums deep, so, it's not too difficult, and he usually stays inside me for awhile afterwards.

Especially creepy if your bedroom has a black light

we have a towel close at hand so she can clean up after wards. She likes it when I cum inside her, but some times we just let it go where ever.

Lol, I usually make sure I have a fresh set of sheets on hand.

We also frequently do a strategic exit strategy. He'll stay in for a while till we're ready, on the understanding that basically once he pulls out, the moment is over unless we feel like having a "keep it in me" time, sort of as annemarie mentioned.

For times when I want to get "clean" asap after, I've sort of developed a nifty semi-amusing strategy where I can keep myself all together and sort of bounce up off the bed in one or two movements that give no opportunity to leak on the sheets. Then I pee and take a quick rinse in the shower.

No biggie.

I like to have a towel on hand for a quick clean-up.

We have a throe so there's little need to worry over the clean up, but I usually have tissues on hand to wipe myself clean.

We usually just keep a towel around for cleaning up since I can never get to the bathroom without the cum dripping out of me first lol.

We usually do the towel to keep from getting things all over our sheets

I'm in the 'pee right after to avoid a UTI' group, since I get them regularly, so I usually just drip/wipe a lot of it then. If I do just roll over and go to sleep, it's because I'm too tired to think about it anyway, so I don't notice the mess until later.

We have a roll of toilette paper that we leave by our toys, so before I pull out, my wife has some handy to catch any leaking out, then goes to the bathroom and pees. We either always do it on a throe or our Liberator furniture, so it never gets on our sheets.