Get naked or ruin your new car?

Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked.

Scenario:

You've just driven your new car with cloth interior to a local park to enjoy the scenery. After parking, you walk into the park a few hundred yards, enjoying the flowers and birds. A sudden flash flood type thunderstorm erupts and you find shelter under a nearby picnic table roof. You're waiting out the storm, but its only getting worse and now the lightning is getting bad. You make the decision to run for your car and you take off. On the way there, you slip and fall into a mud puddle, rolling in it as you fall. By the time you reach your brand new car you're soaking wet and completely covered in mud. Inside your car is a roll of paper towels and nothing else, leaving you with very few options. As the rain stops, you look around to find that you are alone in the parking lot...what do you choose to do?

Do you...

Get in your brand new car with cloth interior covered in mud and soaking wet, taking a chance you stain or ruin your seat and floorboard?

OR

Do you get naked, put your clothes in the trunk and use the paper towels to clean and dry your body before getting in your car and driving home naked?

Yeah I know, I'm just trying to think of creative questions to have fun. Hopefully you will giggle then answer.
02/15/2013
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Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
I'm getting naked! Yes, I carefully drive straight home, but I wouldn't want to ruin the interior of my new car.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I'll keep my muddy clothes on, and sit on a thick stack of paper towels. My car's seats are protected with Scotchgard fabric protector, I can easily wipe up the mess when I get home.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Bubba29 Bubba29
I am getting naked baby!
02/15/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked. ... more
The new car has fabric protection and a warranty...
02/15/2013
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
I would just embrace the rain, and take a natural shower. Dancing in the rain would be a great fun.

I'd let Mother Nature wash away the mud, then I'd shake off as much water as possible and drive home, laughing the whole way.
02/15/2013
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
Definitely get naked. I'd probably do it even if there were other people around.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked. ... more
I'd ruin my car.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Missy27 Missy27
I'd strip down to my undies. Muddy clothes in the trunk, clean and relatively dry car.
02/15/2013
Contributor: FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
I'd probably get naked for that, assuming I'd make it home and there's nobody that can see me.
02/15/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked. ... more
naked
02/15/2013
Contributor: shorejen9 shorejen9
Quote:
Originally posted by Missy27
I'd strip down to my undies. Muddy clothes in the trunk, clean and relatively dry car.
Me too!
02/15/2013
Contributor: Hoshigetsu Hoshigetsu
I would definitely get naked and maybe even enjoy the cold rain against my bare skin for a few moments before getting in the car. I love cloth interior in a car and I hate leather so I definitely would not want to ruin the nice interior of my car.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I'd get naked just so I wasn't cold and wet on the way home! That can be miserable.
02/15/2013
Contributor: Sugarfina Sugarfina
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked. ... more
I'd totally just get naked! no big deal.
02/15/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I think instinct would be to remove my clothes. Hopefully, I would have a large roll of paper towels and I would wrap it around my body, trying to conceal myself as much as possible during my drive.
02/15/2013
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarfina
I'd totally just get naked! no big deal.
I agree. LOL wouldn't even have to be a choice of naked or ruin, just damage to the upholstery would be reason enough.
02/15/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
I wrecked on my dirtbike in the mud. Rode 220 miles home in my wet, muddy gear and then shampooed the hell out of the upholstery. You could not tell--as a matter of fact, hubby had no idea I "borrowed" the truck and ran away that day.....when he got back next morning, truck was perfect again.
02/16/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
Wouldn't matter I would strip an toss on new clothes there are usually clothes in my car
02/16/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
This is for fun, it means nothing. I just want to see what you would do if you were ever put in this situation. It may be out there, but remember, we're having fun, so please answer the question in the spirit it was asked. ... more
Probably just get in the car. I'd be too concerned with people having to see me naked.

Poor people. Poor kids!
02/16/2013