Parent's left from visiting, got into awesome foreplay-passionate-ro ugh-filthy-dirty sex... almost there... ooops, they forgot something "knock, knock, knock"


only I am the type of person that was like "WTF mom, you just screwed up my love session"

Having a passionate session with my man... almost there, KNOCK KNOCK.. friend came over to play Call of Duty.

Asshole friend.

Lol, I gave him SUCH a glaring.
I think my boyfriend told him, cause he stopped doing that.

I've posted about it here before, but I once was having sex on a second-floor balcony. I was just about to have an orgasm, and the whole thing collapsed. Talk about a ruined orgasm!

Christmas Eve, our last six hours alone before our son came home (he'd been away for a week), things were getting VERY hot, almost at the brink...Knock, Knock, Knock (the music is up REAL loud - we live in the woods, and all the lights are off except in our room)...Ding, Dong.

I throw clothes on and get to the door, husband turns off the music. It is our neighbor from up the way delivering Christmas Morning Cinnamon Rolls. She was totally in the know and seemed a bit short in the conversation. The rolls were nice though!