Ever Had Awkward Orgasms?

Contributor: LeeBee LeeBee
Occasionally, something random will trigger an orgasm at the most awkward of times or places. Most recently, I was sitting with my knit group tonight and sneezed so hard... I had an orgasm in front of anyone. Thankfully, I was able to hide it pretty well with another two sneezes. Have you ever had something weird or small set you off?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes, I have
12  (18%)
No, I haven't
45  (66%)
No, but someone I know has
3  (4%)
No, and nobody that I know has
8  (12%)
Total votes: 68
Poll is closed
12/14/2012
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Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Quote:
Originally posted by LeeBee
Occasionally, something random will trigger an orgasm at the most awkward of times or places. Most recently, I was sitting with my knit group tonight and sneezed so hard... I had an orgasm in front of anyone. Thankfully, I was able to hide it pretty ... more
Lucky! I only have them with great concentration and work, so no easy awkward ones for me
12/14/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Geogeo
Lucky! I only have them with great concentration and work, so no easy awkward ones for me
Same here. I'm in awe!
12/14/2012
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
I'm a guy so no. But I liked your story. Can't imagine being that sensitive, because I sneeze A LOT! I'd be having awkward orgasms all day long if I was a female.
12/14/2012
Contributor: SexToys-R-Us SexToys-R-Us
Lol ive never heard of that but i wish i did have awkward orgasms lol it would make my day more interesting.
12/14/2012
Contributor: vulvalicious vulvalicious
Yes! It's happened to me twice over the past five years or so. Both times I was getting my hair washed and massaged prior to a haircut. Now, I've had my hair washed and massaged numerous times, but something about those two times just set me off. Luckily I was able to hide it too. They just snuck up on me and happened quickly. Sort of felt out of my control.
12/14/2012
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
I don't think I really have. I've gotten close, but, never really had an 'orgasm' from it.
12/14/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I never have, thankfully.
12/14/2012
Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
I had an orgasm once when my plane had a bumpy landing, hehe. It was totally unexpected. I was 13.
12/15/2012
Contributor: KissTheSkyBaby KissTheSkyBaby
Never have. Although my honey has. He tends to get worked up when he's driving from the vibrations of our jeep.
12/15/2012
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
My GF had been out of state for a month or more, we have a "sometimes" long distance relationship. I was talking to her on the cell phone while driving home from work. I didn't even touch my cock but her talk was hot enough that I came in my pants... LOL!
12/15/2012
Contributor: AmethystSmoke AmethystSmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Geogeo
Lucky! I only have them with great concentration and work, so no easy awkward ones for me
I was thinking the same thing. LOL

Not that I want to be having awkward orgasms but it sure would be nice to not have to work so damn hard for them!
12/15/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
nope, but to have an O when I sneeze?, I'd be sneezing all the time!!
12/15/2012
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Wow, I've heard of that but never really thought I would, ever.
12/15/2012
Contributor: RosesThorns RosesThorns
I have.
01/07/2013
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
No, but I've seen it happen to one of my friends.
01/07/2013
Contributor: RedGlitter RedGlitter
NEVER...be cool, though!
01/08/2013
Contributor: Fluffy Snuggles Fluffy Snuggles
LOL! It happened through sneezing??

Nope can't say that this has ever happened.
01/26/2013
Contributor: Meido Meido
Poor thing, that sounds embarrassing Fortunately it's never happened to me, but sometimes when I stretch it gives me a really good feeling.
01/29/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
My partner seems to get randomized ones.
01/29/2013
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
I have working out at my gym. I have punched the heavy bag with such focus that I sometimes become aroused and had an orgasm.
01/29/2013
Contributor: novanilla novanilla
Whoa that's so crazy that you had one from sneezing. That's never happened to me.
01/29/2013
Contributor: Rory Rory
I haven't but it sounds like fun!!!
01/29/2013
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
If I could orgasm from sneezing, bring on the cold! Your story gave me the giggles, thank you! It might have been awkward, but at least it felt good!

I did have a friend that orgasmed from sitting on her boyfriend's lap and making out with him, both fully clothed and in thick denim nonetheless! I said, "Wow, you must have been horny." It was hilarious to me but she was embarrassed.
01/29/2013
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
No X'D I don't think I would like that, I can't keep quiet when having a orgasm.
01/29/2013
Contributor: FunFantasys FunFantasys
Quote:
Originally posted by LeeBee
Occasionally, something random will trigger an orgasm at the most awkward of times or places. Most recently, I was sitting with my knit group tonight and sneezed so hard... I had an orgasm in front of anyone. Thankfully, I was able to hide it pretty ... more
I can't even imagine how mortified I would be if that ever happened...
01/29/2013
Contributor: butts butts
wow, I can't imagine being that sensitive! It takes a decent amount of effort to get me off, sneezing definitely doesn't do anything for me haha.
01/30/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by LeeBee
Occasionally, something random will trigger an orgasm at the most awkward of times or places. Most recently, I was sitting with my knit group tonight and sneezed so hard... I had an orgasm in front of anyone. Thankfully, I was able to hide it pretty ... more
No, that's never happened to me before.
02/02/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Nope, it's never happened to me!
02/02/2013
Contributor: evie.amor evie.amor
Haha no, but that would be something!
02/02/2013