Mortifying Moment

Contributor: GlizzyMama GlizzyMama
My husband was licking my butthole and right at that moment my body decided to surprise us both with a little fart....no odor or anything like that...just air...but still a fart. I shriveled away from him, curled up in a ball, and apologized profusely. He mumbled "Don't even worry about it" pulled me back over, spread my legs, and went on eating me (my vagina...he was done with my ass at that point and I don't blame him). I was mortified and apologized again later and he just said "Oh stop it" like I shouldn't worry about it but I am worried about it! I absolutely love anal and now I am afraid if he even touches me there I'll have a damn wind storm! I didn't even eat anything that would warrant that from my body. I feel disgusting. Has this happened to anyone else before?
10/14/2022
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Contributor: Robin Goodfellow Robin Goodfellow
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Originally posted by GlizzyMama
My husband was licking my butthole and right at that moment my body decided to surprise us both with a little fart....no odor or anything like that...just air...but still a fart. I shriveled away from him, curled up in a ball, and apologized ... more
Stimulating the anus relaxes the sphincter muscles, which makes it easier for a fart to slip unintentionally. Hence why anal foreplay is so useful in warming things up, getting relaxed and reducing discomfort before anal sex. In vigorous anal play/ insertions air is pushed into the body and with relaxed sphincter muscles “farts” occur unavoidably as the body equalizes the pressure- and that farting butt is generally aimed at who ever is playing with it.

There is a lot of shame we hold around our butts and working through that adds to the sensual pleasure of anal play as we are more able to relax into it without reservations. You didn’t do anything wrong or purposely and your partner was mature about it. People who truly enjoy anal and get enough experience in that department will likely encounter farts, odors, blood and fecal matter at some point. We do not want our partners to feel embarrassed or uncomfortable at all, because we take joy in anal play and want to continue doing so.

If you plan on receiving anal play doing an enema can really increase your confidence and reduce the chance of encountering unpleasant odors etc.
10/18/2022
Contributor: Onyx the plunger Onyx the plunger
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Originally posted by GlizzyMama
My husband was licking my butthole and right at that moment my body decided to surprise us both with a little fart....no odor or anything like that...just air...but still a fart. I shriveled away from him, curled up in a ball, and apologized ... more
Don't be embarrassed. We know what we're playing with. Men are not as worried or turned off by your dooky during anal as you might think! Im endowed but i have a titan shaped head so I almost always stimulate her bowels.I've been farted at while rimming before. If he's rimming you, he wants booty and he's trying to relax you so he can make it easier. Farting I'm my face would be a good sign that your ready. When she is completely relaxed during anal, penetration gets deeper and nerves get stimulated. I believe it's wrong to react negatively in any way to bowel movement during anal. Enemas make it a chore for her and going potty we all know isn't fool proof. The correct reposnse is reassurance, and praise her. I usually insist on helping her clean off and bathe. I reward her further with something from the heart afterwards. I make sure she knows I appreciate how hard she tried to relax and recieve.
04/22/2023
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Ntw, We all all humans . My wife has passed gas before as I was licking her
04/26/2023
Contributor: BigB BigB
This is a great thread! When I was with my ex, I never was able to do anything anal with her. When we got separated, I started seeing this woman who was pretty open minded. One night I flat out asked her "Can I lick your ass" she said "I love how it feels getting my ass licked"! I remember spreading her cheeks and seeing the sweet little pinkness that made a sweet little sound as I pulled it open. I remember I just wanted to take a deep sniff of every little bit. I let go, and she began to "Wink" it at me. Pulling her cheek open and rocking back to my face, my mouth was open ready for that first lick. I remember we had just jumped into bed, no shower...just what I wanted! She did not disappoint, as my tongue gently pressed in, it honestly tasted sweet, and coffee...once it was wet, it smelled even better. I spread her cheeks, pulled her open, and French kissed as deep as I could. I felt her pulling herself open too, pressing back onto my tongue...We did that often! Now, I meet my wife, she too likes her ass licked. Most of the time she jumps in the shower before we get in bed, but she really likes to be deep Frenched too! Once in a while we just seize a moment and get naked, I bend her over spread that little pink hole with a squishy pop it opens up. I always take that first deep sniff, then look to see if any flavor is there...I have been rock hard while typing this, damn I am looking forward to later!
05/20/2023