Hmm what's the weirdest thing you put up yer butt?

Contributor: lolsummer69 lolsummer69
before u started buying dildos; what kinda crazyyy stuff did you put in your booty? lol! cucumbers? c:

i put a beer bottle up there once in my teens. i used ta go party a lot but i dont do it now. i heard a rumeor about a boy who put a hampster up there but i think it was a silly joke xD i'd feel bad for the tiny Lil animal
what about u lol?
09/29/2013
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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by lolsummer69
before u started buying dildos; what kinda crazyyy stuff did you put in your booty? lol! cucumbers? c:

i put a beer bottle up there once in my teens. i used ta go party a lot but i dont do it now. i heard a rumeor about a boy who put a ... more
Sadly the hamster thing is no joke. It is dangerous to anyone doing it and I won't go into how I think this kind of animal abuse should be a felony, or worse. I can tell you for a fact, people put all kinds of strange things up there, from umbrella's to toothpaste tubes. From light bulbs to shave cream cans. All horrible, terrible, awful ideas. Too many safe, and "made for it" toys out there. (Yes people...a light bulb). What were they thinking? That person could have died big time, same as the compact umbrella).A ripped open intestine isn't a formula for a happy life or good time, even if you manage to survive.
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Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Sadly the hamster thing is no joke. It is dangerous to anyone doing it and I won't go into how I think this kind of animal abuse should be a felony, or worse. I can tell you for a fact, people put all kinds of strange things up there, from ... more
The hamster thing is actually a common thing I hear. There's some sort of "stereotype"/"rumor" thing about gay guys putting hamsters up their butt and I have no idea where it came from!

The stupidest thing I've put up my butt is a small shampoo bottle. That's about it, though!
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Contributor: Happy Kupple Happy Kupple
Not actually weird, but...........a thick10" black cock. And surprisingly, he was so gentle it didn't hurt. OMG, I was scared to death though. It took him forever to get me completely relaxed. I didn't cum that way, but it did feel good. My time with him was interesting, to say the least!
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Contributor: AnalLover2 AnalLover2
Flashlight (8"). Had a monster anal orgasm!
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Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by AnalLover2
Flashlight (8"). Had a monster anal orgasm!
When a flashlight (still on) is removed, via long hemostats or some small residents hand, shoved way up there, no one is going to believe you "slipped in the bathroom and fell on it" and trust me, the embarrassment is not worth the orgasm. Stick to flanged and made for anal play toys!!! You will have more, safe fun. Equal strength orgasms and above all, will give the poor ER docs a much quieter (if more boring) night.
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Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
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Contributor: Tasha Tasha
In my teens (before I owned a proper toy) like a lot of girls I used to play around with things like a Sharpie and my hairbrush handle...oh and and a long thin candle that I was particularly fond of. That's about it though. I wasn't brave enough for anything bigger at the time and I didn't really need it. Just the idea of playing around anally got me off just fine.
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