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Would you buy a horse-penis shaped dildo?

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Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
I'm curious about this. I don't see anything like this online and I'm not sure if it's accepted by people out there as acceptable kink. Of course, owning a horse shaped penis dildo doesn't mean you actually want to have sex with a horse, but I find the aesthetic, size, and shape of one quite pleasing. What do you all think?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I would absolutely buy one.
Airen Wolf , TJtheMadHatter , Genderfree , potstickers , null
5  (8%)
I might buy one.
WhoopieDoo , spiced , Wicked Wahine , elli , Gone (LD29)
5  (8%)
Not sure what I think about that.
Chastity Darling , lainebug , Silverwinds , Noelle , AYoungMan , LauraE , mdnght , chicmichiw
8  (12%)
No, I would not.
Gunsmoke , Femme Mystique , charmedtomeetyou , The Vixen , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , mpfm , damnbul12 , KrissyNovacaine , Rossie , Stinkytofu10 , Hazeleyes2012 , ginnyluvspotter , Taylor , padmeamidala , atryonix , Intrepid Niddering , Trysexual , Rory , Katelyn , MrsandMrbunnysoffun
20  (30%)
I absolutely would not buy one.
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) , Adnerbmw , Pandwhora , roskat , Beautiful-Disaster , Sbmsvschoolgirl , XxFallenAngelxX , Zombirella , deltalima , ShadowedSeductress , Kitt Katt , Bignuf , married with children , sillylilkitten , FunFantasys , Hadespark , bayosgirl , K101 , ~BabyCakes~ , BlooJay , JodiPrince , evie.amor , ily , Meido , jr2012 , Stagger13
26  (39%)
Just the thought of one being sold on EF bothers me.
edeneve , anonymous1298304
2  (3%)
Total votes: 66
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Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Nothing against the idea - it's just not something we would want.
03/11/2013
Contributor: KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I havent seen a horse penis before but I can only imagine it would be too big to take.
03/11/2013
Contributor: solly solly
I'm not totally against the idea as long as it isn't a super-realistic one, I know Bad Dragon makes one though.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Nah. Not interested.
03/11/2013
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
(Review Program Mentor)
I'm not personally interested, but I have nothing against the concept.
03/11/2013
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I think it's pretty cool. It's not like I have a thing for horses, I just like having variety in my dildo collection.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
I'm curious about this. I don't see anything like this online and I'm not sure if it's accepted by people out there as acceptable kink. Of course, owning a horse shaped penis dildo doesn't mean you actually want to have sex with a ... more
Yes I would but no it will never be sold here
03/11/2013
Contributor: Pandwhora Pandwhora
I'll pass.
03/11/2013
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
I'm curious about this. I don't see anything like this online and I'm not sure if it's accepted by people out there as acceptable kink. Of course, owning a horse shaped penis dildo doesn't mean you actually want to have sex with a ... more
No, I would not.
03/11/2013
Contributor: roskat roskat
Not my thing at all.
03/11/2013
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Not my thing, but I don't see a problem with it.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
I definitely would NOT buy one.
03/11/2013
Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I would buy one. I've only seen it on Bad Dragon, though.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
I personally have no desire to play with animals or carry out any animal fetish fantasy, but it definitely exists online, you just might not be looking very hard or in the right places.
03/11/2013
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
No thanks.
03/11/2013
Contributor: lainebug lainebug
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
I'm curious about this. I don't see anything like this online and I'm not sure if it's accepted by people out there as acceptable kink. Of course, owning a horse shaped penis dildo doesn't mean you actually want to have sex with a ... more
not sure
03/11/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
hell no - sounds awful.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
No, each to their own but I find it a little creepy.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
No, I don't like the head's shape (flared or unflared).
03/11/2013
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Genderfree
I'm curious about this. I don't see anything like this online and I'm not sure if it's accepted by people out there as acceptable kink. Of course, owning a horse shaped penis dildo doesn't mean you actually want to have sex with a ... more
No, I would not.
03/11/2013
Contributor: Hazeleyes2012 Hazeleyes2012
Icky....l
03/11/2013
Contributor: Genderfree Genderfree
OOPS, I meant to make that poll confidential. Sorry guys!
03/11/2013
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
No, NEVER.
03/11/2013
Contributor: ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
I might get it just to show off but never use
03/11/2013
Contributor: ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
Not my thing but more power to ya if it is!

I don't think it's that much more weird than a tentacle dildo, and I love the look of that one!
03/11/2013
Contributor: married with children married with children
hmm, no. thats kind of sick
03/11/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
Ick. I mean, to each their own and if you're into it, more power to you, but still. Ick.
03/11/2013
Contributor: FunFantasys FunFantasys
hell no
03/11/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
No I would not, and despite what has been said I do think it might encourage people to go out and act on their fantasies to have sex with animals. I hope Eden never carries a horse penis dildo or any other animal penis shape, for that matter. I am open about 98% of things, even if it's not MY thing, but anything remotely to do with animals or kids I am not open to.
03/12/2013