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Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
What is the dumbest most useless thing you have seen on the site so far. I have seen a few bvut would love to hear oif any of you have found a hidden gem.
02/06/2012
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Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
I'd say the Twisted Hearts Seduction counts as a stupid toy. It's awkward design, low Vrooms, and high Bees make it pretty much useful. I own the darn thing and I've found no way to actually USE it in any way pleasurable. It doesn't fit on or in anything right! I haven't used it since my review and I don't intend on it, lest I do so for a follow-up review.
02/06/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by Nazaress
I'd say the Twisted Hearts Seduction counts as a stupid toy. It's awkward design, low Vrooms, and high Bees make it pretty much useful. I own the darn thing and I've found no way to actually USE it in any way pleasurable. It doesn't ... more
Oooh, that's a good one.
I'd say that this 'party doll' (no orifices) is pretty useless.
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02/07/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
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Originally posted by Ryuson
Oooh, that's a good one.
I'd say that this 'party doll' (no orifices) is pretty useless.
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I'd say I have to agree with both of you. I can't think of anything else to add right now though.
02/07/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
The Twisted Hearts is pretty dumb, I'll agree to that. The Joy Finger wins on creepiness alone.

Though EF doesn't carry the most failtastic toys I've seen. Much of the stuff mentioned in these two blogs is so much worse!
02/08/2012