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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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If sex toys were like video games it would be awesome.
I have no poll for this one. No deep discussion I can dig out of my brain. All I can do is laugh.

The very next time I masturbate, I know, for a fact, I'll be screaming out things like "NOOB!" and "where the fuck are we?" as I do.

Please, gods, let no one be home when it happens.
06/11/2009
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Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I have no poll for this one. No deep discussion I can dig out of my brain. All I can do is laugh.

The very next time I masturbate, I know, for a fact, I'll be screaming out things like "NOOB!" and "where the fuck are ... more
Although only slightly relevant, my boyfriend and I have this running joke where we make Bejeweled Blitz noises/comments at each other when we're having a quickie. We start with staring at each other and saying, in dead serious voices, "One minute. GO!!!" Along the way to fulfillment, we'll say things like "Good!", "Excellent!", "Unbelievable!" and an assortment of "ping"s and "bloop bloop bloop"s.

We are dorks.
06/11/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
I play World of Warcraft, I don't hide my addiction very well, so gamespeak is often uttered in my bedroom. Fail is the #1 word said... that and epic fail. Oh and Anal, in the game there's /2, more commonly known as trade and people often shift click spells to say shit like Anal [Thunder Clap]. So whenever he asks, you wanna do anal, I usually finish it off with Anal [Chain Lightning]?

And as WoW addict I was like, mission, wtf is a mission... in WoW you have quests. And yea, I totally just sounded like a bitch but srsly. We nerds take our shit srsly.
06/11/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Nashville
I play World of Warcraft, I don't hide my addiction very well, so gamespeak is often uttered in my bedroom. Fail is the #1 word said... that and epic fail. Oh and Anal, in the game there's /2, more commonly known as trade and people often ... more
We use "fail" as a joke often, as well as "win", but in the meme sense. We have a broccoli kitten joke (hard to explain) and things like "I can has XXXX???"
06/12/2009
Contributor: Jessica Allen Jessica Allen
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Originally posted by Nashville
I play World of Warcraft, I don't hide my addiction very well, so gamespeak is often uttered in my bedroom. Fail is the #1 word said... that and epic fail. Oh and Anal, in the game there's /2, more commonly known as trade and people often ... more
Ok, I've never thought about the whole Anal [Thunder Clap] thing, but now I am totally going to use that. I've used Fail/epic fail in bed a few times, but thankfully not that many. In a few cases Leeroy may or may not have been shouted. Nerds rule.
06/17/2009
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
My husband and I, being huge gamers and geeks, use (insert said action here)FTW! as well as the standby phrases like fail, epic fail, win, and the I can has (insert said action or item here. thanks a lot LOLcats!) with the occasional play off of 'all your base are belong to us' just to take it way way way back and get a good laugh.
06/25/2009