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The Bloggess is here!!! Check out The Bloggess’ new weekly column for our sex magazine, SexIs!!! H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

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Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Clown porn is not as funny as you think it’s going to be
So, who is this Bloggess and what is she doing *here*? Well – her freaking hilarious testimonial page tells her side of our very funny courtship, but here’s the deal:

The Bloggess is a laugh out loud funny writer/columnist and well known blogger. We adore her and approached to do some of her own take on sex-related topics for a weekly column on our sex magazine site, SexIs. For those who haven’t taken a look at SexIs, you’re missing out!

The Bloggess is unpredictable, and will take subjects in a direction you don’t expect. She’s self-deprecating and silly and snarky and totally in it for the laughs.

I told her I wouldn’t quit her even if she didn’t take the column offer, even if she rolled her eyes and was all “yeah right” – and I meant it, I’m hooked. But luckily, she likes us too…likes us, likes us – enough to make awesome banners and write a fucking hilarious column for SexIs every week – and ya know what, that makes us all tingly inside! And we hope she’ll make you tingle too.

So – a big BIG welcome to The Bloggess!!!

Enjoy her new weekly column; it’ll be on SexIs every Thursday!
05/07/2009
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Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
Snarky and hilarious, great stuff, I'll definitely be regularly reading that!
05/07/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Very funny!
05/07/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Completely excellent! She makes me laugh so hard my tummy hurts. (and her conversations remind me of home)
05/07/2009
Contributor: Mrs. Melee Mrs. Melee
She's mah fav.
05/07/2009
Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
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Originally posted by Mrs. Melee
She's mah fav.
Now I'm all blushy.
05/07/2009
Contributor: JoJoSchmo JoJoSchmo
I'm penciling in "laugh" for every Thursday. No wait... I'll use a pen.
05/07/2009
Contributor: PurpleReign PurpleReign
I laughed until I cried. And I will likely have nightmares now as well.

All this...and Betty Page too!
05/07/2009
Contributor: Lolitasir Lolitasir
I am Poupon Toot. Here is a picture of me.
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I have a big cock and sometimes work at Cirkus Erotikus.
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I date another clown. He is called Lumpo and he is pathetic.
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I don't know why I went on second date with Lumpo.
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I have a crush on Spanky.
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05/07/2009
Contributor: Superdumb Superdumb
I know. What turns some people on is often alarming to me. Lactating mamas, for example. I mean, I lived that one and no, not sexy.
05/07/2009
Contributor: Wise Young Mommy Wise Young Mommy
Oh Bloggess, you know I love you like a fat kid loves cake (or like how I love cake, cause I love cake just as much, if not more, than a fat kid and that is why I am a fat mommy).

So glad to see you over here so I can have another place to read your hilariously disturbing stuff.

XOXO
05/07/2009
Contributor: Delete My Account Delete My Account
Quote:
Originally posted by Wise Young Mommy
Oh Bloggess, you know I love you like a fat kid loves cake (or like how I love cake, cause I love cake just as much, if not more, than a fat kid and that is why I am a fat mommy).

So glad to see you over here so I can have another place to ... more
I love Cake !! but clowns not so much. But cake and clowns now that is a party. Pants can be optional I suppose.
05/07/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I can't believe I've never heard of Bloggess until now. Instant fandom!

I think I'm in love...
05/07/2009
Contributor: MadameBella MadameBella
OMG...I'm scared of clowns, but the whole midget thing--LMAO

I hope I don't have clown porn nightmares...
05/07/2009
Contributor: Soxy Deb Soxy Deb
Is it wrong that I'm turned on by Betty Page? That was quite the sexy dance she was doing there.
Glad to read you Blogess!! I'll make sure to keep Thursdays open every week, just for you.
05/08/2009
Contributor: JoJoSchmo JoJoSchmo
Dear Bloggess,

You thought you were just making a splashy debut when you chose the subject of Clown Porn, but you have done something much great. You and the blessed purveyors of clown smut have cured my fear of clowns. I could only imagine what darkness what was lurking behind the funny costumes and greasepaint, but now I know -- they're just as freaky as the rest of us.

I guess the public speaking adage is true -- just picture them naked.
05/08/2009
Contributor: js0512 js0512
Please tell me that you aren't going to be discussing Two Girls and a Cup next time. Heard about it on the radio and was all, "huh?" So I looked it up. The horror!
05/08/2009