Newest Bloggess post – ‘Everything weird I know about sex I learned from Twitter’

Contributor: Victoria Victoria
In lieu of a forum thread from The Bloggess herself this week (she’s off being fancy and inappropriate on a aircraft carrier naval ship sleepover with Guy Kawasaki and Steve Wozniak and peeps from Mashable and other famous types – for real! And with tons of really funny edible erotic tattoos and inflatable electrical talking sheep and maybe even giant penises that we sent to her – also totally serious!), I am announcing her very funny new post this week – over at SexIs.

So, if you live under a rock and never heard of this Twitter thing – there’s this website where you can micro-blog, right? And on this thang, there are #hashtag thingers. Some of which, lately, have been of the “3 words after sex”, “3 turn on words” and “4 turn off words”. Herein lies the lesson, as The Bloggess learns a little TMI from such tags.

And she agrees that I should ask ya’ll to submit your “3 Hot Words” and your “4 Turn Off Words” to add to this little human experiment / laughathon.

So – for the sake of the lulz, what are yours?
05/28/2009
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Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by Victoria
In lieu of a forum thread from The Bloggess herself this week (she’s off being fancy and inappropriate on a aircraft carrier naval ship sleepover with Guy Kawasaki and Steve Wozniak and peeps from Mashable and other famous types – for real! And with ... more
Is it in yet?
05/28/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
4 Turn Off Words: "In the ear hole"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Red Red
Now with more mayonnaise
05/28/2009
Contributor: NaughtyButterfly NaughtyButterfly
Is it on yet?
05/28/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Can we stay friends?
05/28/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Take it, bitch.
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "That's my grandma's dildo"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "Will felch for food"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "Not with my dog!"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
3 Hot Words: "Nice Ski Mask!"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "Crab lice swinger's club"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
This article was full of fun.

3 hot words: time for buttsecks?

4 turn off words: give me your penis. (said in a way that reflects that the owner of said penis has no idea how to use it in given situation.)
05/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "Under arrest for solicitation!"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
4 Turn Off Words : "Is Leno on yet?"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
4 Turn Off Words: "We need to paint"
05/28/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by Gary
4 Turn Off Words: "That's my grandma's dildo"
Awesome! ha ha ha.
05/29/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
4 turn off words "keep the lights out"
05/29/2009
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
4 turn off words: "I lost me contacts"
05/29/2009
Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
Good lord I haven't laughed this hard in AGES! I have tears running down my face
06/02/2009
Contributor: Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
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Originally posted by Jessica Elizabeth
Good lord I haven't laughed this hard in AGES! I have tears running down my face
lol yeah these are really funny
06/02/2009