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Contributor: The Bloggess The Bloggess
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Did you see the sexist montage video in my SexIs article today? How'd you like my versions?

Well now it's your turn. We're going to play a little game. I'm going to give you a picture below and you come up with the captions. Ready?


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Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
"Copernicus won't be too angry this time."


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Unrelated Ive been reading your blog for years, and youre why I decided to use EF. Love you!
09/08/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
"Hey, swivel hips, I didn't burn the kitchen down this time!"
09/08/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
"Don't worry darling, have a beer! Now that you burned your jelly dong, how 'bout I go buy you a brand new silicone one!"
09/08/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
"I know, don't get discouraged hun. I know I promised to make you a nice dinner but I was distracted by the beer..."
09/08/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
"It's ok hun, I didn't really like that butt plug anyway...why don't you shove the neck of that bottle up my ass instead!"
09/08/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
"It's ok hun, I didn't really like that butt plug anyway...why don't you shove the neck of that bottle up my ass instead!"
Hahaha. Awesome.
09/08/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Maybe next time we should order a REAL toy from Edens instead of using the Schlitz.

It's okay, next time I'll bring home a vibrator instead of the beer.

That's what I get for opening the beer with my butt. Next time I'll watch dinner.

Who needs steak? I have sausage, you have buns and we have Schlitz!

My wife brings home the beer, I burn dinner. Let's dine out.
09/08/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
"Don't worry dear, you can always strap on a bottle of Schlitz in a pinch!"
09/09/2011
Contributor: Annette Risbeck Stephens Annette Risbeck Stephens
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Did you see the sexist montage video in my SexIs article today? How'd you like my versions?

Well now it's your turn. We're going to play a little game. I'm going to give you a picture below and you come up with the captions. ... more
Well, dinner's obviously fucked... let's get shitfaced!
09/22/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
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Originally posted by Annette Risbeck Stephens
Well, dinner's obviously fucked... let's get shitfaced!
Haha nice.
09/22/2011