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Airen Wolf
#1 Most of us have had odd sex toys before we discovered EF so I'm gonna say this one is true.
#2 Iron man was a DAMN sexy movie and would make any red blooded guy who is bi anything want to shout it from the rafters, I'm leaning
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#1 Most of us have had odd sex toys before we discovered EF so I'm gonna say this one is true.
#2 Iron man was a DAMN sexy movie and would make any red blooded guy who is bi anything want to shout it from the rafters, I'm leaning toward true on this one.
#3 Gawd I hope this is false....
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ABSOLUTELY NOBODY GOT MINE RIGHT!!!
#1 is the lie! My first sex toy was actually a taper candle covered with a condom!
#2 is completely true. Way back in 2008, my boyfriend at the time went to see Iron Man with me in theaters, and then we stopped by the park afterwards. After about ten minutes of talking about Robert Downey Jr., he decided to fess up and admit that he was 99% sure he was bisexual. We had a serious talk and I was a bit crushed, but rather than just walk away when he dropped me off, I invited him into the house for smoothies and we dated for three more months. Cross my heart and hope to die.
#3 is too incredibly true, but maybe not exactly in the way that you think.
I once dreamed that I had met Stephen Colbert in the grocery store and after we checked out, we went for a walk. When we got to a certain point, he began kissing me all along my neck and I was extremely turned on. I definitely felt wet, even in my dream, and this was before I had any sort of real-life sexual experience past kissing. I'd say that counts as sexual dreaming.
Much more recently, though, I had a dream in which Apolo Ohno was french kissing me like crazy and rubbing himself against me. At some point, we both were naked and he pinned me down on the bed so he could look into my eyes while he screwed the living daylights out of me. Although I have never had sex, my body seemed to remember the feeling of having a dildo inside me.
So yes. Nobody got mine right and that makes me incredibly proud!