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Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
...you read a response to an electrical product recall that says, "That looks like our plug," and your first thought is that the person is saying the product looks like one of his/her sex toys.

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04/03/2013
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Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
...you like something or comment on a status on Facebook and expect a point popup to appear on the right side of your screen
04/03/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by Lildrummrgurl7
...you like something or comment on a status on Facebook and expect a point popup to appear on the right side of your screen
This exactly!!
04/03/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
... Colgate Optic White makes you think you put warming lube in your mouth by accident.
04/03/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
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Originally posted by Lildrummrgurl7
...you like something or comment on a status on Facebook and expect a point popup to appear on the right side of your screen
Hahaha OMG so I am NOT alone on this one.
04/03/2013
Contributor: never shy never shy
You go over your allowed data on your phone and the overage is due to the site
04/03/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
You can read a new name for a sex toy in road signs....
When someone says plug and you think anal...
Your first though for the word 'farm' is 'you S.O.B....
04/04/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
when you first conversation starter is always eden...
04/04/2013
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
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Originally posted by Lildrummrgurl7
...you like something or comment on a status on Facebook and expect a point popup to appear on the right side of your screen
Oh my god I do this too LOL.
04/04/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by FieryRed
...you read a response to an electrical product recall that says, "That looks like our plug," and your first thought is that the person is saying the product looks like one of his/her sex toys.

Your turn!
LOL Good one! I liked that about the plug. Ha ha.

I have these moments quite a bit. I can't seem to think of one right off the top of my head though.

OMG LOL @ Js250's one about when someone says "farm" you think "you SOB!" LOL. That was funny.

Oooh! I know, I know! When you're watching TV and a sex toy commercial comes on and your family member says "hey! Ain't that the company you do reviews for?!"

Holy crap. That actually happen to me last weekend and it was a family member who had said it... in front of my parents and the rest of the family! LOL. Then he was like "oh my goodness. I'm so sorry for saying that so loud." I didn't mind a lot and nobody caught on, but it was so funny. It'd have been a bit embarrassing though if my mom would've really caught on because the commercial was really... sex toy-ish and she'd have had no doubt I am an avid user then. Awkward!
04/04/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by K101
LOL Good one! I liked that about the plug. Ha ha.

I have these moments quite a bit. I can't seem to think of one right off the top of my head though.

OMG LOL @ Js250's one about when someone says "farm" you think ... more
You know, I didn't even mention that the product actually DOES look like some sex toys--it's a heated plastic perch for birds, and has a sort of elongated-plug shape. However, I HIGHLY doubt that someone on a bird rescue mailing list would be likening it to her sex toys!!

Oh man...your anecdote makes me really glad I don't talk to any of my family about EF (or anything else related to sex)! They're all quite religious, and I'm enough of the black sheep as it is.
04/04/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
Okay, so now I want to try Colgate Optic White (I pictured you using it for the first time, getting a weird look on your face, and grabbing the bottle to make sure), look for sex toy names in road signs, and check on my data usage...
04/04/2013
Contributor: The Vixen The Vixen
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Originally posted by Lildrummrgurl7
...you like something or comment on a status on Facebook and expect a point popup to appear on the right side of your screen
Yes, I do the facebook thing too!

You also know you're on Eden too much when you're pick up everyday objects that shake or vibrate and have your fist thought be "the strength is pretty weak, it's probably only like, 1 vroom.."
04/05/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
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Originally posted by The Vixen
Yes, I do the facebook thing too!

You also know you're on Eden too much when you're pick up everyday objects that shake or vibrate and have your fist thought be "the strength is pretty weak, it's probably only like, 1 vroom.."
Haha I do the same thing! That and rate how loud things are by how many "bees" they are.
04/05/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by The Vixen
Yes, I do the facebook thing too!

You also know you're on Eden too much when you're pick up everyday objects that shake or vibrate and have your fist thought be "the strength is pretty weak, it's probably only like, 1 vroom.."
Yes! And do you actually imagine and/or try using them as a sex toy, as well? In a pinch, I've enjoyed my vibrating flosser and vibrating face scrubber devices...my sonic toothbrush has too many vrooms for me.

Oh, and that vibrating razor that's supposed to exfoliate while you shave? You KNOW that was made for women who are too shy to buy a sex toy! Look at the shape, ferchrissakes!
04/05/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
You know you're on EF too much when...

...you go to a local adult shop with friends, and you can point out all the products that are sold on EF (and for better prices too!).
04/08/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
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Originally posted by FieryRed
You know you're on EF too much when...

...you go to a local adult shop with friends, and you can point out all the products that are sold on EF (and for better prices too!).
I've done this!
04/09/2013
Contributor: Pumpk1nPatch Pumpk1nPatch
You sign out of Eden, turn off the computer to go to bed, lay down, then look it up on your phone.
04/09/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by Pumpk1nPatch
You sign out of Eden, turn off the computer to go to bed, lay down, then look it up on your phone.
Haha! Yes, or log off the computer to get ready for bed, then on the way to bed you see the computer lying there and mindlessly check the forum posts.
04/09/2013
Contributor: evie.amor evie.amor
You have dreams about shopping the site... >_<

And when you see commercials for other sex sites and feel personally offended and think "Screw that site, they don't have s**t on Eden!"
04/11/2013
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
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Originally posted by evie.amor
You have dreams about shopping the site... >_<

And when you see commercials for other sex sites and feel personally offended and think "Screw that site, they don't have s**t on Eden!"
I've done this with commercials for Adam and Eve.

I always yell out, "I LIKE EDEN BETTER." Then I just sit there like..."wtf did I just say...No Eden today."
04/11/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
when it's the first thing you do when you can't sleep.
04/11/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
Seriously...I mean, there are times when you just have to have something immediately, so you shop at a physical store, but they all seem to pale in comparison to EF, now.
04/13/2013