Writing the Review
Once your product has arrived and you’ve tested it out, it’s time to write your review. Login to your account, and click “Review Program” and “Assignments” from your dashboard. You’ll see the item you received in your Assignment list. Click on “Write Review”.\

For the review template, you’ll be offered the Standard or Extended format (if available). Choose Standard (better for free-form writing) or Extended (better for more detailed sections). Some products will only have the Standard option available. Click “Submit” when you’re ready to continue. Note: You can change the review template until you start writing. Once you save a draft of your review, you are committed to use that template.


Please remember to fill in all required fields, including: Stars, Vrooms, Bees, main body or required sections, Pros, Cons, and Summary. Select relevant tags that are applicable to your product.

You must complete an HONEST review of the product that you are reviewing. You should choose a short but fitting title for your review that sets the tone of what you are saying. The main body or sections of your review should be about the functions, and your impressions, of the toy. The Experience section can include an account of when you used the toy. The Pros and Cons sections should be just a few solid points about the toy. The Summary is very important as it is essentially an introduction; it lives above your review on the website and is easily the most influential portion of your review. The summary is 1-3 sentences of the review; how you felt about the product overall, whether you would recommend it, and a highlight/lowlight, etc - it should not be a copy/pasted portion of review.

We want your honest opinion; please do not make your review sound like you are trying to "sell" the toy. This is our job, not yours. Please feel free to make your review positive, negative or neutral; however, if you were unhappy with the product, we ask that you provide creative criticism.

We'd like your review to be well thought-out, and include the proper use of grammar. Please copy-edit your review before turning it in to us. If your rank is high enough, your review will not be edited before it goes live on the site. If your rank is below 5.6, the review will be edited before it goes live, but remember that our editors are not your high school English teachers; they shouldn't have to spend a lot of time correcting your grammar and spelling. Also, most word processing programs come with a spell checker; please make use of it. If your review is riddled with errors, it will be sent back to you for revision.

Affiliate links are not allowed in on-site reviews.

Once you have done this, read over, and spell checked your review, check which notification options you would like, and click either “Submit to editor” (the button you will see if you are don’t have the minimum rank to publish)


or “Publish” (the button you will see if you are above a 5.5).


You may also choose to save to draft and preview if you plan to make changes later.

If the review has been submitted to an editor, it will be edited and then published; you will receive notification when the review goes live on the site. Once the review goes live, you can find it on your contributor page, on the product page, and under the product type on the sex toy review page.