While browsing toys on a large retail website, I came across possibly the best piece of writing I've ever seen from a man in regard to a dildo:

"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential capability, we reach out for our silicone rubber friend, The Tantus, and turn on its agitating vibration to pleasure ourselves with. The Tantus is a stand-up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still comes out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, it is always up for the playful job at hand, and can be heartily enjoyed in whatever taxing situation without worrying about its ability to see it through to the very end of the playtime ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite intimate friend."

Were I a straight woman, I'd hope my man would have similar views, later in life! less

Nah. It's the internet, I can be honest :-P


I wasn't raised in a particularly sexually open home, but on more than one occasion heard my parents and also stumbled across their toys while looking for my Dad's porn.

The first purchases were:

Tongue Joy, which I think Eden should definitely carry

A cherry scented pocket pussy thing that was absolutely horrid. If I could remember the name, I would find it and review it just to save people.

and a "pleasure chest" that had a little tickler feather, some different flavored dusts, and some dice.


I still have the Tongue Joy. lol less

While browsing toys on a large retail website, I came across possibly the best piece of writing I've ever seen from a man in regard to a dildo:

"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential capability, we reach out for our silicone rubber friend, The Tantus, and turn on its agitating vibration to pleasure ourselves with. The Tantus is a stand-up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still comes out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, it is always up for the playful job at hand, and can be heartily enjoyed in whatever taxing situation without worrying about its ability to see it through to the very end of the playtime ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite intimate friend."

Were I a straight woman, I'd hope my man would have similar views, later in life! less