Would you get your mother Smartballs for Mother's day?

Contributor: FunFactory USA, Inc FunFactory USA, Inc
The goal is find out whether people would get there mother a kegel exercising product for mother's day!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes
FunFactory USA, Inc , Peggi , Melan!e , Beck , corsetsaurus rex , Girly Juice , BrittaniMaree , MrsandMrbunnysoffun , Airen Wolf , JDear
10  (14%)
No
underHim , sunkissedJess , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Ryuson , BlooJay , Positwist , pootpootpoot , Stinkytofu10 , Badass , PeppermintFuntimes , - Kira - , ksparkles16 , Sammi , loveshocks , A.Mari , Rossie , Ms. N , Passionate Pastor , Jordan B , Gunsmoke , funluvinmama , bayosgirl , ghalik , Nora , Zombirella , Geogeo , Terri69 , toxie m , P'Gell , Gracie , Calla , redhead1977 , MidnightB , Love Obsessed , Falsepast , sweetpea12 , potstickers , GONE! , All His , SadoMas , FHeemz , wdanas , SMichelle , Breas , bratofthekitties , LoveYouLikeThat , Squirtz Starz , animepanda89 , Gina RPG Geek , milfstatus , SoloJoe , karenm , padmeamidala , CountryPrincess , Rory , AliMc , Missmarc , Llewey , SecretKinksters , lovelyzombie
60  (86%)
Total votes: 70
Poll is closed
04/10/2012
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04/10/2012
Contributor: underHim underHim
Not something I would be comfortable giving my mom!
04/10/2012
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
Negative. Just not something I would do.
04/10/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Um no way in heck I would do that.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
My mum and I aren't very... Open with eachother. I've thought about getting her something like that, but not at this point in our lives.
04/10/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
My mom and I do not talk about sex.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
"Hey, sorry about ruining your vag with my giant head all those years ago. Here's some kegel balls to make up for it!"



I'd sooner get her something fun, I think.
04/10/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
My mom would probably think they were really cool, but I would feel really awkward! If I really wanted to get her something like that, I would get her a gift card to EF, put together a wish list of suggestions for her, and let her pick something herself.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by FunFactory USA, Inc
The goal is find out whether people would get there mother a kegel exercising product for mother's day!
Definitely not, probably would get some other toys for her, but would not get smartballs.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
me and my mom are open about sex, but i would not buy her any kind of toy.
04/10/2012
Contributor: PeppermintFuntimes PeppermintFuntimes
My mother's too much of a prude to even accept that I'm an adult that enjoys sex/masturbation. I'd never get her a toy or anything more racy than fancy soap.
04/10/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
No way! The minute she opened it she'd ask me what it is and then I'd have to explain it lol
04/10/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
It's not something my Mom would be interested in - I don't think she's ever seen any kind of toy except on Oprah and Dr. Oz.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
I actually already asked my mom to pick out which ones she wanted for Mother's Day lol.
04/10/2012
Contributor: loveshocks loveshocks
Definitely not! My mother and I do not talk about sex or bodies or anything like that.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I don't think so, my mom's in her seventies! LOL!
04/10/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I would definitely get her something like that. My mom and I are very open with each other. She's always had a weak bladder too so who knows.. maybe they'd help with that, if nothing else.
04/10/2012
Contributor: Jordan B Jordan B
NO WAY!
04/10/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
No, I would not...even though she (jokingly) asked for a vibrator.
04/11/2012
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
No. She can get her own. If she told me she wanted me to get them for her I would consider it I guess. I don't know, that might be a little too weird.
04/11/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
No, I just think it would be weird.
04/11/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
GOD NO
04/11/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Yes. As long as that is the kind of relationship you have with your mother.
04/11/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
NOOO!!!! LOLLOOLLOLLOL!!!! If you knew my Mother, you'd be laughing too!!!!LOLLOLOLOLLLOL! !!
04/11/2012
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
If it came up in conversation that she wanted some, I would get her them as an any-time kind of thing. I think I would avoid giving them as an occasion gift
04/11/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
No. My mother can't even say the word "vagina." Prude.
04/11/2012
Contributor: corsetsaurus rex corsetsaurus rex
It would be no more awkward than going lingerie shopping with her before her (recent) wedding, and useful, and if she doesn't like them I can't imagine her asking me for a mother's day present again, so why not? XD
04/11/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
It would be beyond awkward! She would be mortified to know they exist! Think prudish southern belle in her 70's!
04/11/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
no way i do not talk about sex with her
04/14/2012