The Big Bang Just Got Sexy!!! Mete-OH-Rite, Exclusive to Eden

Contributor: Ansley Ansley
They came from outer space...

When science and dildos collide, you get the Mete-OH-Rite! This fantastic new toy by Outta-This-World, LLC is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and I, for one, cannot wait to get my hands on it! It's covered in crushed meteorites that are super fine and smooth but still let you know that this came from another world.

You can check out the review from Kindred - Deep Impact and Jaimes has an amazing video on it - Mete-OH-Rite to find out all of the juicy details on a one of a kind toy. And we have a featured article over on SexIs to give you even more information on this amazing new toy!

Seriously, these are handcrafted and they take a lot of man hours to perfect. And that's why we need some feedback from you!!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
OMG Eden just made my inner-geek so happy with this!!! I want one now!!!
Jake'n'bake , Rayne Millaray , Ciao. , Antipova , Jaimes , Fuck it. , Badass , Positwist , Lucidity , Beck , Gracie , Silverdrop , Anastasia Beaverhousen , Incendiaire , Ikkyika , blacklodge , Mwar , Ryuson , Starkiller87 , pootpootpoot , PleasurableThings , Airen Wolf , eggiweg , Princess-Kayla ♥ , ghalik , Entropy , Kindred , RomanticGoth , RagdollsandZombies , BiJess , eeep , TheSlyFox , WanderlustinGypsy , aliceinthehole , Sohotdinosaur , Howley
36
I'm worried it isn't body-safe, but I'd still want one just because.
calliope , Sex Positivity , eeep , Howley
4
I laugh at that price tag, but I'm getting one anyway just 'cause it's so cool!!
Rayne Millaray , Beck , Ryuson , Airen Wolf , Sir , aliceinthehole , Howley
7
$249?! Are you kidding me? Why is it so expensive?
underHim , MissCandyland , padmeamidala , Fuck it. , Badass , wrmbreze , Kitka , GonetoLovehoney , Anastasia Beaverhousen , Gone (LD29) , Incendiaire , Howells , indiglo , Jon S , Mwar , FruityCloud , Breas , pinkpottergirl , Teacookie , Ghost , Petite Valentine , Tangles , SJ88 , Sex Positivity , ghalik , mistressg , thekindthorn , WeekendRadio , RagdollsandZombies , marrythenight , Sir , Mew , eeep , TheSlyFox , Lari , sausagelover , sweetiejo , WanderlustinGypsy , Sohotdinosaur
39
No way would I buy that!
underHim , MissCandyland , Kitka , GonetoLovehoney , Teacookie , OhMy! , Nora , hellono , thekindthorn , marrythenight , Sir , Ice1 , hillys
13
Other, I'll explain in the comments.
Antipova , ToyTimeTim , Gone (LD29) , Geogeo , Rossie , Kayla , funluvinmama , unfulfilled , wetone123 , mistressg , Sir , Kithara , Adriana Ravenlust
13
Total votes: 112 (79 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
oh my gosh my inner nerd, my inner nerd oh my gosh.

I love space. And stars. And I want this so badly I don't even. This is absolutely beautiful and you guys rock for stocking it.
03/30/2012
Contributor: underHim underHim
That will be the first one I go to when I feel like sandpapering my innards.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
This looks super cool! Expensive, yes, but I think it's pretty reasonably priced for what it is. The design is absolutely stellar.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
It was exciting just to hold it while I made the video. Can't wait to own one! I am a super nerd. This is a must have for me.
03/30/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Not my thing.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
I loved it, I think it is freaking awesome looking and desired to possess it.

Until I saw the price tag. 249 DOLLARS!?!?!
Come on, that is insane.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Fuck it. Fuck it.
I love space, but..rough meteorite dildos may not be the way that I go about showing it. I'd try a different shape at about 1/4 of the price, though.

I would still want to know how they made the paint and how they determined it was safe before it came anywhere near me.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
I loved it, I think it is freaking awesome looking and desired to possess it.

Until I saw the price tag. 249 DOLLARS!?!?!
Come on, that is insane.
Meteorites are incredibly valuable, this is really a steal.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
I loved it, I think it is freaking awesome looking and desired to possess it.

Until I saw the price tag. 249 DOLLARS!?!?!
Come on, that is insane.
Agreed, but IT'S SO NEAT. Sandpaper texture, just what my vag always wanted!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Yea, not really something I'll ever invest in. I'll stick to my glass and plain old stainless steel.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I am totally want one. I am getting one as I can. I want Fling, but this is going to be what I pick over fling. I agree the price is expensive, but I am at the point now where I am buying toys because I want them regardless of price.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
I am totally want one. I am getting one as I can. I want Fling, but this is going to be what I pick over fling. I agree the price is expensive, but I am at the point now where I am buying toys because I want them regardless of price.
me too!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Buttercup Green Buttercup Green
I think this is super awesome and unique, but I am not really interested especially when I already have my Fling Two finger.
If it was a different design and shape, I would be all over it!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Meteorites are incredibly valuable, this is really a steal.
The video says it is wood with ground meteorite paint..
03/30/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
I want it so hard.

I have a lot of other expensive toys I want badly too. Need to get rich, stat!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
The video says it is wood with ground meteorite paint..
Briarwood is also a very nice material. Most meteorites are used for science, and they are pretty valuable.

Also, these are hand-crafted. I'll be paying the man for his time on this!
03/30/2012
Contributor: GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
Eh, not my thing, I have enough metal/wonderfully scarring material inside me. I prefer items I know are body safe and are much less expensive. For that price it should be more than a dildo. It'd better vibrate deeply, be rechargeable, last for decades and have a wonderful texture that won't possibly harm me.

Also, I'd be greatly concerned for my health as I do have 2 metal coils in my fallopian tubes to sterilize me, it just doesn't sound safe with slightly magnetic metal being so close to my Essure coils.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Anastasia Beaverhousen Anastasia Beaverhousen
Very cool idea! I'd be concerned about how safe these are for the body, but if they're handcrafted I suppose it can't be too dangerous. That price is very steep though, I'll probably pass on this one.
03/30/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
The price will most likely keep me away but I love the idea behind it. Not to sure about them copying another toy though, for that price I would think they could have used their own design.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
I think I want one, just because it's so unique.
03/30/2012
Contributor: FruityCloud FruityCloud
This is really, really interesting. I'm in love with Science, so it's pretty neat.
However, someone mentioned it might be an early April Fool's joke, and with that price, I'm curious if it is.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
I would totally want one, but I agree that it may be an April fools joke.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
I would totally want one, but I agree that it may be an April fools joke.
From the Sexis Article: "So, awhile back, we got this call from a company called Out of This World, LLC. They're based in New Mexico, and they had this really crazy product idea. They'd done their homework, even going so far as to have one of their employees spend a bit of time reading your reviews, and due mostly to your hard work, they wanted EdenFantasys to introduce their new toy."

Fred is really into a lot of science-y stuff and so this really caught his attention and he was eager to jump on board.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
The big bang was always sexy. FYI.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
I would totally want one, but I agree that it may be an April fools joke.
I think so too. I googled the company name and can't find a single thing.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
From the Sexis Article: "So, awhile back, we got this call from a company called Out of This World, LLC. They're based in New Mexico, and they had this really crazy product idea. They'd done their homework, even going so far as to have ... more
I feel like I should get some sort of discount since I live in New Mexico hahaha! I totally am gonna get one if it's for reals. I love science-things! Even though I don't like girth. Or texture.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
i'd rather have one carved out of the stone not dusted -_- I might have to buy it just because for the boyfriends nerdiness
03/30/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
No way I would pay that much but it's certainly interesting
03/30/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
It's gorgeous, and SUPER COOL, but I'm not at a place where I'd feel comfortable spending that much on a toy - even one that awesome! I look forward to reading the reviews though.
03/30/2012