These responses rock!!! I'm so tickled pink you guys are having fun with this!!

I forgot to name my team members - Michael Vegas 'cause he just has insane stamina and Tori Black. Of course, I'd try to be Queen of the Olympics and win or at least compete in every event.

I'd love to see a target practice with a gushing orgasm as the ammunition. Maybe the targets are naked people of their choosing and scores are based on where it lands on the image's body.

Somewhat similar in thinking as earlier but slightly different How about, how many 5 Vroom toys does it take to make you cum?

Naked, oily judo. Bonus points given for "oil checks"

Definitely need some sort of endurance event, like a marathon and then something like a sprint too!

First off, I'd like to return to the good ole days and my sex olympics would involve only amateurs.

First event: Verified squirters women's relay race.
First woman is fucked with a dildo by a teammate when the gun goes off. When she squirts, the dildo is left in her pussy and she must run a certain distance. She then fucks another teammate with the dildo until she squirts, then she runs on to the next teammate, and so on until we get a winner.

Second event: Women's vibrating egg marathon.
The women have a vibrating egg slipped inside them, turned on high, then a pair af clit vibrating panties are put on. First one to finish the race wins, but all get delicious orgasms.

Third event: masturbation
What sex Olympics would be complete without a masturbation race. First the guys...first to cum from self masturbation wins. Then the mixed pairs. Girl teammate jacks off her male teammate. First to get cum wins.

Fourth event: wrestling.
Just think Ultimate Surrender. Competitors strip each other. The winner moves on to the next round, the loser gets fucked publicly by the winner.

Fifth event: nude gymnastics.
Do I need to say anymore? I didn't think so.

Sixth event: relay sex
Similar to the masturbation event, but the female must only use her pussy on her teammates cock. Once he cums she runs a distance to her next teammate. She must fuck him until he cums, then she runs to the next. First to finish wins.

Seventh event: women's cycling
All bicycles have a vibrating dildo mounted on the seat. The faster you pedal, the more the dildo vibrates. Who will win? Mmmmm!

Eighth event: All rowing events
Dildos mounted under the seat. The faster you row, the faster the dildo saws in and out of the competitor...anal or vaginal.

Ninth event: women's volleyball
An egg is slipped into the nude player with a clip attached to her clit, all hel on and in with a harness. Transmitter is placed in the ball. When the player hits the ball, she gets a strong vibe in her pussy and a shock to her clit. The harder she hits the ball, the stronger the vibration and shock.

Tenth event: Weightlifting
Nude weight lifting is one thing, but giving the competitor 1 minute to lift their weight right after being publicaly masturbated to orgasm might be fun. They say sex weakens you, I guess we would find out.

Eleventh event: Equestrian
Do we really want to go here? If your answer is yes, well, use your imagination. If your answer is no, you're in luck, I'm not going to touch this. Gidde up!

I think that's enough for now, but my imagination is soaring. I will say, seeing the Olympics return to the days the competitors competed in the nude would be fantastic enough. I'm not to sure anyone would care who won, but the TV ratings sure would hit record highs.

welcome to the future

My friend and I were just laughing about the XXX olympics and joking about the potential for an adult olympics. I think would be fun to maintain the focus on strength and endurance: events that test stamina, flexibility, grace, physical skill. Definitely pole-dancing, stripping, finesse at oral sex (with obvious benefits for judges). And of course teams would be comprised of the best adult filmstars from the different countries. What a thought!

So excited about this

I haven't been following the Olympics, but I'm loving all the ideas!

How about weightlifting with the penis? See how heavy of a towel a guy can keep aloft.

How about some sort of sexual endurance triathlon? Gold goes to whoever can stay hard for the longest throughout a series of sexual activities without ejaculating.

Or an intercourse race - first to reach 500 thrusts wins. (Again, contestants will get penalties for ejaculating)

Anything with a toy marathon. Who can handle using toys the longest!

Perhaps some sort of marathon or triathlon?

I love what was said about athletes having to be tested for sexual aids. Too funny!

Very interesting responses, I need to get to thinking.

Penis pushups. Enough said.

Right on!

Well... let's skip the obvious "ping-pong" table tennis reference.

I know the summer olympics are on now, but I think couples ice skating would lend itself well to some steamy, gravity defying, graceful sex. And it could be made all the more kinky with the introduction of "props".

Two categories... one all naked and one for role play costumes.

I think we can all imagine how this could go...

There definitely has to be extreme stripping.

Like remove all of your clothes while doing obstacle courses or something.