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#Workshop - January 25th @ 7pm - "Reviewers, Mentors, Affiliates, Bloggers...what does it all mean?!"

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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by wrmbreze
YEAH! EWW!

HA!

totally gnarly!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by wrmbreze
YEAH! EWW!

Good thing cats' sex lives don't include a lot of oral. Dang, that doesn't look like it would feel good.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
and other assorted fish too!

I'm sure Sam's working with her now to get a write-up going for her!
Working on it!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
Going alright. Going home to be with my sister for her surgery! Im hopeful and doing well. Came on for some much needed eden laughter to bring up my spirits.
I hope everything goes well for her.
01/25/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Antipova
Good thing cats' sex lives don't include a lot of oral. Dang, that doesn't look like it would feel good.
two words: barbed penis
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
two words: barbed penis
that's canines right??
01/25/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Kindred
Does she average a milestone every 3 months or so?
Lauren? Or me.

I average every six months or so. Lauren's gotten a few a year for the last year and a half or so.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Kindred
I hope everything goes well for her.
Cancer is an asshole but I have every faith shes gonna kick its ass.
01/25/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Has everyone been keeping up with Sam's tutorials?

Any requests for more?
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Has everyone been keeping up with Sam's tutorials?

Any requests for more?
Very helpful stuff!!!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Oh man....when I proofread, I need to remember to add that link in what I send to the folks....thanks! Those tutorials rock!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Antipova
Good thing cats' sex lives don't include a lot of oral. Dang, that doesn't look like it would feel good.
Useless animal fact: A cat's penis, especially under the influence of testosterone, has little spines along its length.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Kindred
Useless animal fact: A cat's penis, especially under the influence of testosterone, has little spines along its length.
No way really? thats pretty crazy.
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Has everyone been keeping up with Sam's tutorials?

Any requests for more?
Yes, but must think on what I'd like a tutorial on.


OH, how about one on creating a personal store??
01/25/2012
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
A tutorial on how to manage your time and still be on Eden? How to not totally spend your points once a week or so? Um...how to not be addicted to the site?
01/25/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Kindred
Useless animal fact: A cat's penis, especially under the influence of testosterone, has little spines along its length.
I think Pipedream has a ring like that too
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
A tutorial on how to manage your time and still be on Eden? How to not totally spend your points once a week or so? Um...how to not be addicted to the site?
those would be insanely helpfully,especially about spending all your points.
01/25/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by wrmbreze
Yes, but must think on what I'd like a tutorial on.


OH, how about one on creating a personal store??
We kinda have that here.

It's a more involved process than a simple tutorial because there are other things that go along with it. We can look into it though!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Kindred
Useless animal fact: A cat's penis, especially under the influence of testosterone, has little spines along its length.
So a cat blowjob would be all the more painful. Did you see the roof of that mouth? If the penis is barbed too, it'd be like two catcuses rubbing against each other trying to get pleasure.

Yay slippery humans!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
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Originally posted by wrmbreze
those would be insanely helpfully,especially about spending all your points.
Yeah - I need a tutorial about how to stop buying lingerie.
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
01/25/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Thank you for posting kitty wieners. Cats have weird wieners, wow this is the first time Ive ever seen one.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
Going alright. Going home to be with my sister for her surgery! Im hopeful and doing well. Came on for some much needed eden laughter to bring up my spirits.
I'll be keeping your sister in my thoughts, but I am confident she'll come out the other side kicking ass!
01/25/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Yeah - I need a tutorial about how to stop buying lingerie.
hmm...i don't know that that would work for EF's business model.
01/25/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
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Originally posted by Antipova
So a cat blowjob would be all the more painful. Did you see the roof of that mouth? If the penis is barbed too, it'd be like two catcuses rubbing against each other trying to get pleasure.

Yay slippery humans!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Huh! I would have figured they'd be near the tip.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
What is funny is watching a male rabbit play with himself...once you get over being grossed out by it.
01/25/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Antipova
So a cat blowjob would be all the more painful. Did you see the roof of that mouth? If the penis is barbed too, it'd be like two catcuses rubbing against each other trying to get pleasure.

Yay slippery humans!
hahahah I dont even want to imagine that
01/25/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
Thank you for posting kitty wieners. Cats have weird wieners, wow this is the first time Ive ever seen one.
Kinda weird topic-non-sequitor, but I hope all the best for your sister too!
01/25/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Yeah - I need a tutorial about how to stop buying lingerie.
Step one: click away

Step two: No seriously, click away

Step three: Have somebody remove you from the computer

*nod*
01/25/2012