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Porn Club Discussion: Wednesday May 2nd @8pm - Pre-Summer Party with Courtney Trouble, Kay Brandt & Michael Vegas

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Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Maxi pad?
lmao. since when does a maxi pad help you LOOK good?



i mean. i guess it keeps you from looking like you sat in a pool of blood. so it keeps you from looking BAD>
05/02/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
We've known each other for many years
You told me your secrets
I helped you conquer your fears
Now I help you look good
But I have lost my ears
What am I?


A Teddy.
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sexy Sweepstakes Sexy Sweepstakes
Congrats!!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Wrmbreze! You have won a copy of Courtney Trouble’s award winning Fuckstyles of the Queer and Famous!!!

Please contact me via EMAIL ( EMMA@EdenFantasys.com ) with your shipping info and we will have a copy sent out to you ... more
Congrats!
05/02/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Congrats! This one was all yours the whole time. I knew it.
Thanks!!!
05/02/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Congratulations Wrmbreze! You have won a copy of Courtney Trouble’s award winning Fuckstyles of the Queer and Famous!!!

Please contact me via EMAIL ( EMMA@EdenFantasys.com ) with your shipping info and we will have a copy sent out to you ... more
Yay, congrats
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sexy Sweepstakes Sexy Sweepstakes
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
lmao. since when does a maxi pad help you LOOK good?



i mean. i guess it keeps you from looking like you sat in a pool of blood. so it keeps you from looking BAD>
LOL great point!!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
We've known each other for many years
You told me your secrets
I helped you conquer your fears
Now I help you look good
But I have lost my ears
What am I?


A Teddy.
Ohhhhhhhhh. Yep. I see what you did there.
05/02/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
lmao. since when does a maxi pad help you LOOK good?



i mean. i guess it keeps you from looking like you sat in a pool of blood. so it keeps you from looking BAD>
lmao
05/02/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
lmao. since when does a maxi pad help you LOOK good?



i mean. i guess it keeps you from looking like you sat in a pool of blood. so it keeps you from looking BAD>
Ya, see. My mind is a bit deranged, eh?
05/02/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya, see. My mind is a bit deranged, eh?
Says the evil fire god
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya, see. My mind is a bit deranged, eh?
Nah, I almost said that myself.
05/02/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
We've known each other for many years
You told me your secrets
I helped you conquer your fears
Now I help you look good
But I have lost my ears
What am I?


A Teddy.
What did you do to his ears, meany!
05/02/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Says the evil fire god
Hey, that's me! I have a new one coming, broke out the torch this time.
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
What did you do to his ears, meany!
Cut them off with a hacksaw and wove his stuffing into a fine fabric to wear .
05/02/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
im late boooo
05/02/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
What did you do to his ears, meany!
ME?! MEEEE?!?!?! You burned them! Stop lighting my things on fire damnit!
05/02/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
ME?! MEEEE?!?!?! You burned them! Stop lighting my things on fire damnit!
Damn flame testing!!!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
im late boooo
Still have plenty of conversation!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Cut them off with a hacksaw and wove his stuffing into a fine fabric to wear .
I think we have found out which of us are deranged!
Lol, I'm just playing.
05/02/2012
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I'm glad you guys enjoyed those, they were tough to come up with!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
im late boooo
Aloha
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
I think we have found out which of us are deranged!
Lol, I'm just playing.
I've got no problem being deranged!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I'm glad you guys enjoyed those, they were tough to come up with!
Well thank you for thnking them up!
05/02/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
Aloha
Hey hey. I just missed teh games right?
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I'm glad you guys enjoyed those, they were tough to come up with!
They were tricky! Good ones.
05/02/2012
Contributor: Sexy Sweepstakes Sexy Sweepstakes
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I'm glad you guys enjoyed those, they were tough to come up with!
I bet they were! Good job, I was so stumped by them LOL
05/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
Quote:
Originally posted by Starkiller87
Hey hey. I just missed teh games right?
Indeed, the idscussion has yet to start
05/02/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
ME?! MEEEE?!?!?! You burned them! Stop lighting my things on fire damnit!
Well, quite leaving them around for me to find. silly
05/02/2012
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Quote:
Originally posted by Badass
Indeed, the idscussion has yet to start
oh thats fine. someone else deserves the chance at winning the games. I wasnt gonna participate anyways this month since i always win.
05/02/2012